Crinkly Shiny Candy

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Shinnyyyy-

"...freakin' crow brain."

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"hHhhHhouch-"

-brain.

Have we not discussed the name problem?

Alright, alright- Hey, Canary, lemme out. I wanna touch the shiny stuff.

"...You're a nutcase, you know that?"

Yeah. Now lemme touchie-

Fine, fine. Have at it.

"Yaaaay!"

They're a complete and utter-

DON'T EAT IT! GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH-!

"CWINKLY AND CWUNCHY-"

...child.

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"Now, what have we learned?"

...that my friends are mean to me and won't let me have a snack.

"R- LISTEN! ALUMINUM FOIL ISN'T SOMETHING YOU CAN EAT! If you want a snack, we find something edible."

Everything is edible if you're brave enough.

"You've cut up my mouth. I don't think that makes aluminum foil equate to edible."

Angel, help me out here-

I am not a part of this conversation.

Well, now you are-

"I hate my life."

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