Random Short Stories/Written Ideas

Spoopy (Canary)

"Why are we here again?"

Because I heard this is a thing the living liked to do, and I wanted to try it.

"People are staring."

Let them stare.

"It makes me uncomfortable..."

The way you have our wings folded doesn't help much, I'm sure.

Guys, guys, look! A clown! I think? Damn, that's a lot of blood. Did he kill someone???

"EuGH- No. I can't do clowns. I hate clowns. Nope. No, no, no, no-"

Isn't it all just makeup and special affects?

"Yes, but it's creepy, freaky, terrifying, etcetera."

We are literally stronger than these guys. 

"That doesn't make me any less af-RAISMDNNSN-"

SIR EXCUSE ME!?

Hah! Oh, dear...

"WE DIDN'T EVEN GET INSIDE! WARDY- WARDEN, I NEED SOME EMOTIONAL SUPPORT- GODS, I HOPE ITS NOT BUSY RIGHT NOW."

Hey :c

I still cannot begin to comprehend how you are able to do that.

Magic. But aren't I your emotional support??

"...you are the exact opposite of emotional support."

An emotional letdown?

I don't believe such a thing exists.

It does now.

"That's not how that wo-OORKSMDSN FUCK THAT SHIT-"

CANARY WE LITERALLY JUST REACHED THE DOORS!

"HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!"

I advise you not to push yourself too hard. Our heartrate is elevated more-so than normal.

We had a heartrate?

"A very slow one."

Huh. Never noticed that.

"You don't notice a lot of things."

Oi! I notice plenty of things!

"I refuse to- aEugh."

I think she died.

Canary?

"..."

Yeah, she's dead.

Oh dear...

Next time we do this-

"NEXT TIME!?"

-I'm taking the wheel.

You may get us removed from the attraction.

At least it wouldn't be on a stretcher.

"Hey!"