Oh No... Our Table... It's broken

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"GUYS WHAT DO I DO!?"

Just put it back on????

Oh dear...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST PUT IT BACK ON'!? IT'S MOVING-"

That's because yOU'RE FREAKING THE F-

Reaper, yelling back will not solve anything.

It makes me feel better, though.

"HEY GUYS!? YEAH, STILL HERE. STILL DEALING WITH A DISMEMBERED HAND THAT'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!"

Try to calm down-

"I AM THE EPITOME OF CALM."

you're not very calm. Let me take over, I got this-

have it and destroy it.

"It's our hand, dumbass. We need that- Look, just..."

why did it stop mo- wait, how did you do that so calmly?????

"Bitch, I created bony hands."

...i think bones existed before you.

She does have a valid point.

"Not what I meeeaaant... Here, sit down by the fire, let me tell you the story of how I lost my hand and used it to my advantage."

i dont want to hear this, but okay.

Here we go...

"Now, it started back in-"

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