"GUYS WHAT DO I DO!?"
Just put it back on????
Oh dear...
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'JUST PUT IT BACK ON'!? IT'S MOVING-"
That's because yOU'RE FREAKING THE F-
Reaper, yelling back will not solve anything.
It makes me feel better, though.
"HEY GUYS!? YEAH, STILL HERE. STILL DEALING WITH A DISMEMBERED HAND THAT'S ACTUALLY ALIVE!"
Try to calm down-
"I AM THE EPITOME OF CALM."
you're not very calm. Let me take over, I got this-
have it and destroy it.
"It's our hand, dumbass. We need that- Look, just..."
why did it stop mo- wait, how did you do that so calmly?????
"Bitch, I created bony hands."
...i think bones existed before you.
She does have a valid point.
"Not what I meeeaaant... Here, sit down by the fire, let me tell you the story of how I lost my hand and used it to my advantage."
i dont want to hear this, but okay.
Here we go...
"Now, it started back in-"
YOU ARE READING
Random Short Stories/Written Ideas
随机This is just a spot for me to unload any creative ideas I've had and make them public! Feel free to read, and please enjoy.