Break it down.
"I am not breaking it down."
Do it, coward.
"I'm not breaking the door down!"
It's the only way in!
"No, there are plenty of windows-"
Which are all locked-
Guys-
"It costs too much to repair a door, I'm not breaking it down."
We don't need money! We can literally just steal another door!
"I am not stealing a damn door!"
Hey-!
Well, they can make more doors. It's not like the cops can get you, anyway.
"Honest workers need the money to live-"
SPARE KEY UNDER THE MAT!
HDJJDJ
"ow. very loud."
You both were too busy squabbling with each other to hear me. Apologies, Canary.
"Accepted. Now let's get our asses inside before we catch pneumonia from being stuck in the rain."
We can't catch pneumonia- can we?
"Well, I caught strep the one time..."
JE LEEST
Random Short Stories/Written Ideas
OverigThis is just a spot for me to unload any creative ideas I've had and make them public! Feel free to read, and please enjoy.