Random Short Stories/Written Ideas

When Your Legs Don't Work Like They Used to Before

"Why."

im sorry

"You better be fucking sorry-"

Language.

"Sorry, Angel."

'sorry angel'

"Oh, stop mocking me."

meh meh bleh bleh bleh

"Very mature."

I can show you mature-

Guys! Enough. It's been done, and there is no undoing it.

"I'm going to cry."

Then cry.

"That's Angel's line, you asshole-"

Still arguing.

"What else am I supposed to do!? There's a boulder currently crushing my legs!"

You've got superhuman strength, use it!

She's tried. It is... Quite the large boulder.

"Yes, and I can feel every bone in my legs cr- Actually... Scratch that. I can't feel my legs. I need help."

I'm sure Void is currently hunting for food, and our Warden friend is busy with its work...

And West is weak as shit.

"That's not nice."

But it's the truth.

"She can still kick your ass. Our... Ass? Yes. That."

Focus on the damn rock-

Call for Warden. There's less of a chance that it may bite our head off for interrupting something.

"I think I'd rather watch West try lifting this thing than explain how we even got into this situation."

Hehehehe... Oopsie.

"There are no oopsies in this world, Reaper."