Spoopy (Angel)

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How the fuck are you doing this with a straight face?

"Please, the language."

How ARE you doing this with a straight face. What have you SEEN-?

"Nothing. I simply realized that none of this can harm me in any shape or form. It's not real."

That murder child is definitely real.

"She isn't actually a... 'Murder child.' She is only dressed up to appear that way."

Man, I forgot how unfun you are.

"Unfun?"

You literally got us kicked out and banned from the other place for lighting a fake spider on fire, Reaper.

That was for very good reason-

Even I had more control over our magic! 

"Thank you for taking my side, Canary."

Yep, yep.

Ass-kisser...

"There. We're out. See? That wasn't so bad."

You are badass, Angel.

"I will allow that to slide, as it was a compliment."

You- You- Buttface! Why do you hate me so much!?

"Did I insinuate such a thing?"

...

no, but you don't treat me nicely.

I'm the one with bestie privileges, hah.

"Neither of you have... 'Bestie' privileges."

Aw...

Aw...

"You are both dear friends to me.

oh my god reaper they called us dear friends.

holy shit this is a big occasion, where are my party poppers-

your what?

"Children, all of you."

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