NL: it's fine, as long as you know it's not because we don't like you or something
MJ: it would be so much easier if we could hang out with you outside the costume tho
NL: MJ NO after last time he'll probably just straight up tell us his identity T-T
SM: not quite there yet, dw
NL: 'YET'??????
MJ: im kidding. mostly.
MJ: but it was kinda awkward ngl
MJ: wasn't sure whether to call you Spidey or Spider-Man or just poke you for attention
SM: ah
NL: yeah I got that a bit as well.
NL: we'll figure something out. What would you prefer sm?
SM: you could just call me Peter
MJ: .......
NL: ............
MJ: that's a joke right?
MJ: no way you told us your name after only knowing us for 7 months.
NL: yep must be a nickname or fake name or middle name mhm defo
SM: ahahahaha
SM: no
SM: my real name is Peter
MJ: you're awful at keeping secrets
SM: eh. it's a common enough name.
NL: I was going to suggest we just call you sam or something -;-;-;-;-;
MJ: also, still no way we can call you your name in public
SM: oh yeah.
SM: oops guess I didn't think that one through
MJ: why did I agree to be friends with a lonely superhero again?
NL: because I spent an hour annoying you until you agreed just to shut me up
MJ: oh, I remember now. so this is technically your fault
SM: tea.
***
SM: *photo of paper cup, background is view out of Peter Pan window*
SM: Good coffee :3
MJ: wth okay there are only four guys in here which one are you?
SM: None of them, it's from an hour or so ago (it's not gonna be that easy)
MJ: ...are you a regular? did I serve you?
SM: Not telling
MJ: I cannot believe you were actually in the same room as me and I didn't even notice
MJ: are you TRYING to let the cat out of the bag?
SM: not telling^2
NL: SPIDER PETER MAN YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE
***
NL: anyone do anything interesting lately?
MJ: I yelled at one of the customers
NL: ....I don't want to know
MJ: no, you really don't
MJ: how about u sm?
SM: studying
SM: sleeping
SM: drank a coffee
SM: patrolled
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