....im honestly not sure whether to be offended or flattered 

So u in or not?

Ur being serious??

Yeah

You know what

sure

why not


**Spidey has been added to We're Not Evil We're just Weird**

Shocker: Yo guys I got Spider-Man to agree to join us

Vulture: ...why

Sandman: nahhhhh I don't want to spoil him

Sandman: what if he's really boring when he's not fighting crime?

Spidey: Guys I'm right here

Spidey: Still can't believe you have a gc

Vulture: Don't u heroes have one?

Spidey: idk I think the avengers do but im not there yet

Shocker: srsly? I think ur wayyy cooler than the avengers

Spidey: awwww thanks <3

Spidey: that means a lot coming from someone who aSkEd Me To ArReSt HiM

Sandman: U whatttt

Spidey: that's exactly what I thought!!

Shocker: Hey it was him or the avengers

Shocker: I stand by my choice.

Sandman: fair

Vulture: U guys are weird

Spidey: no they have just been enlightened

**Spidey has changed the group name to Spider-Man Fan Club**

Vulture: Nonono

Vulture: Put it back.

Spidey: no I like it

Spidey: S buddies, what do u think?

Sandman: i've changed my mind I like having him on here

Shocker: see?

Spidey: <3

Spidey: oof I gtg

Sandman: why is there a fire?

Shocker: a robbery?

Vulture: a mugging?

Spider: No my takeout just arrived -_-

***

Peter was actually doing his revision after dinner when his spider phone pinged again and he once more decided that homework was overrated.


**Spider-Man Fan Club**

Electro: Hey I thought V said we couldn't call the chat this

Electro: Did he join the true believers at last?

Goblin: Oh not this again

Goblin: hes a hero

Goblin: we're the villains

Goblin: I will kill him when I get out of here and then you'll be free of his stupid influence

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