Spiderman Oneshots

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wth???

5th street. bank. come quick

this is shocker btw

if this is a trap its a really bad one

no im serious someones going to arrest me and id rather it was you

ur more fun to fight

the avengers will be here soon plz hurry

Peter took a long moment, then decided why not, and swung to 5th street. Sure enough, there was a hole blown in the wall of the bank and Shocker was trying to free himself from under a piece of rubble. Spidey webbed him up before pulling the rubble off him, keeping an eye out for any trap. But his sixth sense stayed quiet, and after a short fight when Shocker managed to get free of his bonds, quickly won by Spidey due to the villain being already weakened, Spider-Man was handing over Shocker to the authorities just as the Avengers showed up.

Later that day, Peter got another message from the same number as he was doing his homework.

thanks mate

uh sure

anytime ig???

Peter didn't really want to do his homework, so he decided to keep texting.

aren't u meant to be in prison atm?

Yeah and I am but we're allowed phones

Didn't know that

Sure

What u doing rn?

Stuff

SM stuff?

Normal person stuff

yk its weird thinking of you as a normal person

same with you

like I only ever see you when we're fighting

I guess I forget you're a normal person sometimes as well

ikr

hey do you think we know each other irl?

hah that would be ironic

hey you seem quite chill

thanks?

still not entirely sure why im texting you

eh me neither.

Want me to add you to our group chat?

'our?'

Yeah

Me, Vulture (he's never met Peter and doesn't know who Spider-Man is under the mask), Electro, Goblin, Sandman and Lizard

We have another one with Kraven and scorpion and mysterio and doc oc but they kinda hate u so probably not

You don't hate me?

Nah you're more of an inconvenience.

But ur more fun than the other heroes so meh