Just Some random things :D

Random Thingy 5!

A/N its 1:17am for me so i decided to make another chapter of RANDOM THINGY Enjoy :D

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When I say I'm fine.

Doesn't mean I'm fine.

So don't keep asking me. if i'm fine.

Cause girls are fucking scary when they are mad.

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Friend: Your Gay

Me: Yeah, I am gay. I do like boys

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Me: So what's your favorite youtubers?

Girly Friend of mines: OMG! Zoella, Jc Caylen, Trevor Moran, Kian Lawley, Conner Franta, (Ect...)

Me: Sorry we're aren't friends... where I'm from... we do not accept any one that's straight... Expect for CutiePie and Kalel. (Do anyone know what I mean?)

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Friends: I don't like gays and such... (It seems like it)

Me: So your telling me. You don't like Joey Graceffa, Shane Dawsom, Tyler Oakley, Pewdiepie, Minx, Krism, (Ect...)

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English=Hello

Spanish=Halo

French=Bonjour

Japanese=Konnichiwa

Chinese=Ni Hao

Italian=Ciao

Me=Sup Bitch

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I don't want to be an badass or anything.

But when i was little. I had 9 planets

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Admit it. You once made a little kid cry and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble.

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"Sorry about your wait" = "Sorry about your weight"

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Dear you.

I couldn't help but noticed that 'Awesome' ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours.

Belong in the zoo. Don't be mad. I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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If you're cooler than me. Doesn't that make me hotter than you?

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Life is great.....

you should really try to get one.

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If I drink alcohol, I'm an Alccoholic.

What if I drink Franta? I'm FANTASTIC