Just Some random things :D

Random Thingy

Friend: What kills you, doesnt make you stronger

Me: If I cut off your arm. Will that make you stronger?

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Friend: Expect the Unexpected

Me: *Slaps friend* Did you expect that?

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Me: I really hate Long Distant Relationship.

This couch/bed isn't close to fridge.

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Other Girls: I love it how my boyfriend tells me that they loved me.

Me: I love it how the microwave tells me that my food is ready.

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Other Girls: Omg my boyfriend is so cute My boyfriend is so funny. My boyfriend, My boyfriend.

Me: Shut up

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NOT TO BE RUDE OR ANYTHING

'Gamer Gurls'(The ones who just does it for boys): #Nerd, Someone please help me. (or something like that)

Real Gamer Girls (Me): *Dies in COD* No! FUCK! FUCK YOU BITCHES!

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Other Girls: I love make-up. Omg Boys!

Me: I love videogames. Food. Youtubers. Food. Viners. Food. Also did I mention I love Food?

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Pretty/Drama Girls: OMG! I am so UGLY!

*Silence*

Well tell me IM BEAUTIFUL

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Skinny Girls: OMG I am so fat.

Me: Dude. Your like 80 pounds.

Skinny Girl: Awww thank you

Me: Over weight

Skinny Girl: OMG!!! *Girly scream*

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 Me: Dude, I hate that Brittany girl.

Friend: *Glasp* Hate is a strong word.

Me: Dude, That's why I used it Mhmmm

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 Older Sister: JAIDEN! *I walk in* Do those dishes

Me: While you just lay there?

Older Sister: I am the queen. Mhmmm

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Girls that I hate: Watcha looking at?

Me: I don't know. That's what I'm figuring out.

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Me: Asking me how I have annoying voice. Is the same thing asking me to you that How do you have an ugly face.

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Older Sister: I am the brave, tough one in the family.

*I Show Spider on my laptop*

*Older Sister Screams*

Me: Yah. I think I'm the brave, tough one in the family.