A/N people loved my random thingy things. (Lol) so i decided to do part 3!
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Girls That I hate: I am so Pretty.
ME: Yeah. Pretty stupid and Annoying
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Parents: Wake up Jaiden its already 7:30.
Me: *wakes up* yah I'm up.
Clock: 6:45
Me: Fuck! *Goes back to Sleep*
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When a Girl says "i'm fine"
It doesn't mean their fine.
The scale goes to.
Great
Good
Okay
Not Okay
I hate you
then there's i'm fine.
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*Someone You hate calls*
Me: Oh Mom its Jimmy. You know the drill. *Answers* Hey jimmy.
Jimmy: Wanna hang out?
Me: Wait I need to ask.
Mom can I hang out with-
Mom: Sorry you can't.
Me: Yah. Sorry Jimmy. I can't hang out.
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When you were a kid.
Friend: Gimme my eraser back
Me: No
Friend: Fine I'm telling the teacher. *Raises hand*
Me: No please no
Friend: Teacher what time is lunch. *Smirks*
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Teacher: You have a box of pizza. And you given 2 friends 2 each. How much do you have? Jaiden?
Me: 8. Cause ain't nobody wanna touch or taste my pizza. Mhmmm
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Parents: Oh, I'm bad mood. I guess I'll yell at my children so they're in a bad mood too.
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Parents: Jaiden! I'm mad at your brother/sister.
Me: So.
Parents: So I'm mad at you too.
Me: That doesn't make sense.
Parents: I KNOW!
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Parents Be like...
*Closes Door*
Parent: Jaiden Don't slam the DOOR!
*Walks out and slam the door*
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Everyone is getting into relationships.
You what I'm getting?
More food be right back
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Just Some random things :D
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