[Insert Title Here] Paris x Reader Oneshot Book..(The Dummy's Dummy)

Hey Hi Gimme Answers P.2

I recently got a bunch of free time on my hands (wahoo) and I thought, while I'm working on the batch of oneshots (That I'm hoping to get out by the end of the week, who knows, one of the requests is a beefy boi), I start up more questions.

   If I don't get the batch out in a week, please throw cheese at me until I do

   (Again, you do not have to answer all of the questions, but I encourage everyone to give me, uh, a answer. Yeye)

      Anyway

  These are all random, all random...

    [Hey, Original readers, please politely look away because I'm dabbling in spoilers—-]

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   1. Alright, this might've been the reason why I started this one, where the hell did the Paris x Knife come from? And, why???? Like, is this a joke or an actual thing?
  
   2. This is a weird one, but whatcha think about puppet and motorcycles? (I like to imagine a teen Paris would travel around with it when he's free idk)

  3. What AU do you think best suits TDD? And why?

  4. Hi I'm following up on the uh...Mari thing? The "OC" that belongs to...who? Uh? Huh? WHO DOES SHE BELONG TO —