[Insert Title Here] Paris x Reader Oneshot Book..(The Dummy's Dummy)

Hot Soup (And Acting, I Guess)

I'm stuck in a hotel (was) and I want actor au my bad

(I am working on the other requests, don't you worry! In fact, I am currently working on these... four...all at once...huh...)

I would totally stick to the posting schedule but I am the author who has to write all this so I say I do what I want

I hope you all know about the actor au (this is "canon" but it's not a sequel? Idk.)

Context: (Human, actor au thing) Paris is sick so you want to torture him—

I-I mean, celebrate his fame!

With soup. Because who doesn't like soup?  (I'm not gonna choose what soup Paris has, you decide what soup he would like. And is, well, it has to be cold friendly...)

This'll be as short as I can make it

Italics = TV dialogue? OR AT LEAST IT WAS FUCKK
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   "...But by the time I got back, it was gone. Something was in those sewers." Light shuffling echoed out into the room, followed by an occasional sniff.

     "A cursed mirror...mirrors, shoes, toys...did your creator make anything not creepy and evil?"

"I hate you."

"How dare you. I flew all the way out here for you."

   "And I'm grateful for that." A forceful cough wheezed out into the air, followed by a sharp gasp. "I still hate you."

     I simply rolled my eyes.

   It's been a few days since Paris texted me with news that he was sick— when I had read it, I decided it wouldn't hurt to pack a suitcase and fly over to keep the actor company— after all, he's my best friend!