Olivia's pov
"Right, jokes. Do you have like a go to joke that you tell people?" Frimmy asks us
"Well, when I think of a joke, there's only one that comes to mind and it's the most boring joke you'll ever hear but it's like the only joke I know. I'm still gonna say it though." I start
"Go on. All my jokes are boring too."
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know but the flag is a big plus." I say
"That's good, that's good. Alessia?"
"I've only got one too. And it's not very funny but I'll say it. Only if you say one after." Less tells frimmy
"I've got one up here." He points to his head
"A man walks into a bar... ouch." Less says and smiles, proud of herself for the joke.
"That's good too, both decent."
"It's a bit anticlimactic." Less adds
"I was waiting for more. Listen, I've got one for you, you can take this one, you can use it. So, singing in shower is fun until you get shower gel in your mouth. Then it turns into a soap opera." Frimmy states and we laugh. "That's brilliant, that's good, that was good!"
"Have you got anymore?" I ask him
"I have got another one. So, when my girlfriend gets upset, I let her colour in my tattoos because she always needs a shoulder to crayon." Frimmy says and we laugh again.
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"You said you went to uni with Lotte, is that like the person who's been showing you around?" Frimmy questions us
"Yeah, she has for sure. The kit man said when we first came that the three of us have been attached at the hip. But it's nice to have like a familiar face when you join a new team." I justify
"Is there anyone else that's like familiar?"
"We've both got on really well with Pelova and Kyra Cooney-Cross. We actually call Vic Pavlova." Less explains
"Oh, of course. She's got to have that nickname."
"They're both a right laugh. You need to get them on here." I recommend
We talk about the game against Villa and our goals during the match before moving on to talking about something else.
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"I heard you guys are big fans of Taylor swift? Especially you Olivia."
"Oh, my god. I love Taylor swift. Unlike someone over here." I reveal and point to less.
"Yeah, I'm not a massive swiftie. Actually no, that's a lie. I love her, but I love her old stuff. I love like her country stuff." Less explains
"Well obviously, you both love Taylor swift, one more than the other, and Lotte does her doodles so I thought I'd get you a present so you guys can do this together." Frimmy grabs a Taylor swift colouring book from behind him.
"Ah, a Taylor swift colouring book." Less says excitedly.
"You've got to show me videos of you guys colouring in the book. I didn't bring any pens, I couldn't afford pens." Frimmy tells us
"That's okay, we can supply the pens." I say
"Oh, a writing solo so we can write our own songs." Less points out as she looks through the book.
"Thanks, Frimmy." I state and less passes me the book so I can look through it.
"No worries mate."
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"So we've got a game here. It's called Frimmy's target practice. Can you see the targets?you've each got five goes and I think the person winning at the moment, top of the table, is Jorginho. So I think if either of you get 100, you're beating him. You ready? Who's going first?" Frimmy explains
"You go first, baby." I tell less
On Alessia's first one, she got 40 points. Her second and third shots, she misses. Her fourth go, she gets 50 and her final go she gets 10.
In total, lessi got 100 which got her in the lead.
"Well done, my love." I congratulate her as I'm handed five balls for my go.
On my first go, I got 20. My second go, I miss. Third go, I get 40. On the fourth go, I get another 20. And in the last go, I throw it but it hits less' head by accident.
"Ouch, livvy."
"I'm so sorry, baby. I didn't mean to." I apologise to less. "I'll kiss it better for you." I lean forward and kiss the top of her head.
"I win though, don't I?" Less asks Frimmy
"I swear you are the most competitive person I know." I mutter under my breath but less still hears and gently slaps my arm.
"Top of the leaderboard." Frimmy confirms and a big smile appears on less' face.
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"Question actually."
"Go on."
"Do you think you could survive in a zombie apocalypse?" Frimmy questions
"Yes." Me and less both reply
"What would be your go to survivor skill?"
"Hide." Less says
"Kill them. I mean, they're not gonna be hard to kill, surely. Do you think you could?" I ask
"No mate, I'm lying down. I haven't got time to be running." Frimmy jokes
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"23 and 14. Why then numbers?"
"I'm a big Jordan fan. Michael Jordan. He went to the same uni we went to." Less explains
"Why 14 then?"
"It's the age we were when we met." I say and less turns around to smile at me.
"Aw, so it's got a sentimental meaning behind it."
"Yeah it does. Very special to me."
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"Listen, it's been an absolute pleasure driving you two around and getting you to training, hopefully you're not too late."
"Thanks Frimmy." We say
"Don't forget your boots." Frimmy hand less her boots before giving me my pair.
"The boot that just fly off her feet." I add when he gives lessi her boots.
"They don't fly off my feet." Less denies
"They do and you know it. And that is why you shouldn't get sponsored with adidas. You go with Nike." I say and point to my Nike boots.
Less signed a contract with adidas whereas I signed a contract with Nike.
"Whatever." Less playfully shoves me. "Well, thanks Frimmy."
"And don't forget the colouring book." He says and gives it to me.
"Cheers, Frimmy." Me and less both say
"No worries! Take care. Enjoy training."