Perplexing Simplicities

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Yoongi laughed at Hoseok's appalled expression.

"I am not a ding dong." He mumbled some more as he fumbled with the little latch, Yoongi smiling reluctantly at him the whole time. "Ding dong? Calling me a ding dong? I'll ding your dong you little..."

"Hobi!"

"Sorry!"

Hoseok finally managed to extract the small box from the machine and held it up triumphantly. "Ta daAA!!"

Yoongi frowned and examined the white crumpled paper inside. "W-what is it?"

Hoseok laughed loudly and sarcastically, "You know what, you can keep the used tissue..." and pressed the small prize into Yoongi's hand.

"Yah!" Yoongi snorted with laughter and quickly popped off the lid to further examine this "used tissue".

"It's... it's an alien..."

He pulled out the little man with a parachute (the tissue) attached to its back. It was light green and had big long alien eyes.

Hoseok tilted his head to examine it. Yoongi noticed that seemed to be a habit of his. It was fucking adorable.

"See, now I want it... It's kind of cute..."

Yoongi scoffed, pulling his eyes away from Hoseok's adorable face. "Too bad, you gave it up."

Hoseok squinted his eyes before he lunged at Yoongi, but Yoongi saw it coming from a mile away and fell back easily, hiding the little toy behind his back.

"Y-Yah!" Yoongi laughed as Hobi desperately and blindly tried to grab the toy from behind Yoongi's back.

"Give itttt!!!" Hobi was laughing too and honestly didn't even realize he was literally on top of Yoongi as he tried to claim his prize.

Yoongi could feel himself starting to panic as Hoseok literally smashed into him, his arms around him, his chest against Yoongi's chest, his knees kind of straddling Yoongi... So, thinking fast he shoved the alien into his pocket and did the first thing he could to get Hoseok off of him.

He tickled him.

"AHH! YOONGI!" It worked like ✨magic✨. Hoseok collapsed in giggles and Yoongi was able to get the height advantage by crouching over him and tickling him speechless until he was just a disarmed, choking, laughing, almost crying, mess on the floor.

Yoongi snorted as he finally relented his tickle attack. "You don't mess with me and my alien."

Hobi chuckled and finally caught his breath, still laying on his back, exhausted, "Fine. You can keep him. I just hope you think of me every time you see his adorable lil face."

Yoongi smirked and stood up, giving Hobi a hand.

Once they were both on their feet Yoongi winked at Hobi and whispered flirtatiously, "Oh, I will."

And then promptly walked out of the room.

It didn't take long for Hobi to get over the mini orgasm he had in his head and chase after Yoongi sputtering and shouting, "What did you just say!?!? Did you just?! You JUST!"

Yoongi just laughed and let Hobi chase him.

It wasn't long before the two found Jimin and Taehyung. What they didn't expect to find was another person with them.

"I told you already he's fine." Taehyung.

"Okay, well you know we're friends, so have him call me or something..." Some random girl.