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Author's Note: This has nothing to relate with the other oneshots or chapters, this is just for fun, most of the them are found online but edited by me, okay bye-

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[VINNY] You think you're smarter than everyone else.

[JOHN] I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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[ALAB] Which way did they go?

[DVIR] Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'm guessing they went left.

[ALAB] You could really figure it out from that?

[DVIR] No, idiot, they sent me a text. See?

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[ARIELLE] Sometimes, I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find the rest of it along the way.

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[JO] So what do you have planned for the future?

[NAVE] Lunch.

[JO] No, I mean like long term-

[NAVE] Oh... um, dinner?

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WHEN A SNACK GETS STUCK IN THE VENDING MACHINE:

Tries to get the bag by sticking their arm in the slot: Cactus, Trey

Shakes the machine: Amani, Charlotte

Punches/kicks the glass: Adam, Minji

Asks for help: Jian, Mila

All of the above, in that order: THE ANGY BOIS

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Seungho texting Omar.

[SEUNGHO] A theif is breaking into my house-

[OMAR] Thief?

[SEUNGHO] Theif.

[OMAR] The I is before E, except after C.

[SEUNGHO] Thceif.

[OMAR] No.

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Mateo is pushing on a door that clearly says "pull."

[REZA] how long are we gonna stand here before we help him?

Miguel is recording on his phone while Mateo continues to struggle with the door handle.

[MIGUEL] just a few more mins.

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[ANNIE] Can I be... the element of surprise?

[JOJO] No. That's already taken.

[LARA] surprise~

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Jackson introducing his family-

[JACKSON] This is my older brother, Cheese.

[JEAN-CLAUDE / CHEESE] ...

[JACKSON] This is my youngest brother, Catus.

[CACTUS / CATUS] ...

[JACKSON] And don't forget about me, Banana / Lemon / Highlighter / Butter / AND-

[JO] That's one heck of a big family-

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[CHIDI] I don't feel love. It never existed. Anyone that thinks otherwise is a fool.

[whoever you ship with Chidi] *smiles*

[CHIDI] Hol up-


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