[ i am sorry if anything written does offend you somehow i am not trying to be mean to any one of you bc y'all awesome ]
[[ and guys there was HEAPS of comments so i apologise if this is reallllyyyy long ]]
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[ italics = answer ]CALUM
@d0tsp0t
▹ what are you thinking about the whole 'alex situation'
well to be honest, alex kind of takes my mind off luke for a little while so i find alex helpful.
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@d0tsp0t
▹ do you really hate luke?
i could never.
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▹ bottom or top??
do you want a marry HUKE LEMONS??bottom or top for what? like, bunk beds or something? and who the fuck is huke lemons?
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@-Pineapple-
▹ ily you're a handsome angel
awe thank you! i do believe i am handsome (so i have been told many times before - it's grown on me (;)
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@kurt-cocaine
▹ do you eat ass
like baby donkeys? ew! no way! poor donkeys :(
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@lucasloveme
▹ will you and luke forgive each other and do the no pants dance again
the no pants what? i don't recall doing that weird dance. no thanks. and hopefully (when luke pulls his head out of his asshole) we can go back to normal :)
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@CalciumHoodBae
▹ how are you holding up? do you need me to bring ben and jerrys ice cream?
i'm holding up just fine, thanks! and no. i'm sure i can manage without ice cream. plus i've never had ben and jerrys ice cream before (a.n honestly, i havent)
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@irrelouvent
▹ BOTTOM OR TOP
again, or what? sex? because if in that case, bottom, then.
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@_cake_and_bake_
▹ will you let that letter ruin you and luke.
never.
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@LoveNiallCutie
▹ calum are you okay?? i hope you aren't going to let alex ruin your chance with luke bc i know you have chance trust me ;)
thats nice of you. i'm not going to let alex ruin anything!
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@LoveNiallCutie
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