(COMPLETED!!! THERE IS A SEQUEL BOOK. NO MORE ASKS OR DARES WILL BE TAKEN FROM HERE!! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE SEQUEL)
Ask or Dare (almost) anything!
***Some foul language***
A/N: Some answers may be based on my own opinions but interpret...
FiresplotchGAMING dares: I dare Whirst to spend 24 hours alone on a camping trip.
Whirl: *GASP* YAY!!!!! CAMPING!!!!!
Hoist: *chuckles* alright! Sounds awesome!!
*not even a second later*
Medix: -and here's a buffer just in case you get scratched, extra batteries in case ANYTHING runs out, a medkit because who can live without that, a shotgun-
Whirst: a what?!
Medix: don't worry it only has salt rounds in it- ANYWAY!
*prolly like an hour later*
Medix: *has utilized "bigger on the inside" technology* -and a sonic screwdriver-
Wedge: *shoves Whirst out* HAVE FUN GUYS!!!
Hotshot: JUST NOT TOO MUCH FUN! If ya get my gist- ᵒʷ ᴹᵉᵈᶦˣ ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵏᶦᵈᵈᶦⁿᵍ.
*later*
Whirl: *holding Hoist's servo as they walk together in the woods* so! Where should we set up camp??
Hoist: maybe a little further. Why don't we convert to vehicle mode and drive for a bit?
Whirl: okay! *transforms into helicopter mode and heads off with Hoist*
*about *looks at watch* idk 5 minutes later*
Whirst: *sets up camp in the middle of the woods*
Hoist: *brought PLENTY of lights* uhhh Whirl....? Isn't... Isn't this a kittle too far...?
Whirl: *gets tangled up in the tent* nope! It's perfect!! ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ
*30 minutes later*
Hoist: *with a proud look* all done!
Whirl: *falls out of a tree and gets tangled up in the tent*
Hoist: *sighs*
*10 minutes later*
Hoist: *winch whips are out* now we're done!
Whirl: *wearing winch whips like a harness* and it's still daylight!
Daylight: *ₛᵢₖₑ*
Hoist: *shrieks and glomps Whirl from behind* TOO DARK
Whirl: *hehe femme go SPLAT*
Hoist: ᵂʰᶦʳˡˀ
*later*
Whirst: *recharging together in the tent, all snuggled up*
Hoist: *hears a branch break* WAUGH
Whirl: *wakes up all groggy, sighing* Power up and... *snorrrreeeee*
Hoist: *poke*
Whirl: *snaps awake* ENERGIZE *polyvisor activates and scans the area from inside the tent*
Hoist: *staying REALLY close to her* c-can you see any-anything...?
Whirl: *yawns as her polyvisor powers down and she lays back down* no. Just like the other 64 times you asked...
The woods: *ayy uh it's ya boy uh ˢᵏᶦⁿⁿʸ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ*
Whirl: *shoots awAKE* NEVERMIND-
Whirst: *scrambles outside because yeah*
Hoist: *sees rustling in the trees* OVER THERE!
Whirl: *shines a flashlight in the trees*
Slenderman: *default dance*
Whirst: *they're the kids with the pumped up kicks and they sure as hell are rUNNIN*
Hoist: *censored button guy broke his hand after the effin ESSAY Hoist just said* -DID SLENDERMAN GET HERE?!?!
Whirl: *while running* huh... so that's why I saw those papers in the woods-
Hoist: YOU WHAT-
Slenderman: oogabooga-
Whirst:
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*and then they all died*
*the end*
*just kidding*
Slenderman: oogabooga
Whirst: *NOPE*
Whirl: *transforms and yoinks Hoist up with her winch* THIS DARE IS OFF
Hoist: AGREED
Whirst: *they head back to the Academy*
*back in the woods*
Slenderman: *looks at the large "No Trespassing" sign in front of the woods* well... that's what they get
Chase: *takes off the Slenderman mask* for Trespassing
