(COMPLETED!!! THERE IS A SEQUEL BOOK. NO MORE ASKS OR DARES WILL BE TAKEN FROM HERE!! PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE READING THE SEQUEL)
Ask or Dare (almost) anything!
***Some foul language***
A/N: Some answers may be based on my own opinions but interpret...
Stardragon2006 dares: I dare the recruits to have a tickle fight.
Recruits: *all standing far away from each other (yes, even Medix and Hotshot aren't close to each other)*
Wedge: *fully on guard* so... everyone has seen the dare right?
Whirl: *rotors at the ready* yep...
Wedge: and we can all agree that the dare should not happen, right?
Medix: *hiding something behind his back* undoubtedly...
Wedge: so we're all cool, right?
Hotshot: *blasters out but not aimed at anyone* totally.
Wedge: so... let's all just sit back down and relax...
Hoist: *winch whips out* good idea...
*nobody moves*
Whirl: how about we put our tools away... and then approach each other slowly...
Medix: that seems... logical...
*everyone puts their tools away and then just keep standing in their areas*
Hotshot: so... since we're not doing the dare... we can just go back to doing our normal stuff?
Medix: or even study for the upcoming test for Professor Heatwave's class.
Hoist: good idea Medix...
*the recruits slowly, but surely, make their way to the circular couch, sitting roughly 2-3 feet away from each other*
Wedge: *drops his phone onto the floor and looks at everyone with pure horror*
Medix: Wedge? Aren't you going to pick up your phone...?
Wedge: *voice crack* y..eah. I'll just- *slowly reaches down to get it*
Hotshot: *slowly scoots closer to Wedge, grinning internally as everyone else seems to be thinking what he's thinking*
Wedge: *instinctively shoots back up, phone in servo, getting real nervous as he realizes that they're all much closer to each other* w-what's going o-on...?
Whirl: oh... uh... we thought it was better to... uh... be closer together so we can... umm... study better!
Wedge: o-oh! That's a g-great idea!
*no one says a word*
*everything is really quiet*
*no one dares to move or speak*
Recruits: . . . .
Recruits: *FUCK IT*
*they all pile onto each other and commence an intense tickle fight*
*lots of shrieking and laughter follow immediately afterward*
*they're having the time of their life*
*until one of them accidentally took it too far*
Whirl: *was trying to tickle Medix but then gets her servo between his wheels
right
on
his
sensitive
spot*
Medix: *lets out a startled shriek*
Hotshot:
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*not even 5 seconds later*
Whirl: *running for her life, screaming*
Hotshot: *fucking naruto running up in this bitch* GET BACK HERE!!!!!
Whirl: *still running* I'M SORRY!!!!!!
Medix: *big blushy mess as he hides his face into his servos*
Wedge and Hoist: *wince when they hear a loud crash in the distance*
Wedge: Whirl's dead.
Hoist: I'll tell Professor Heatwave to give her an exemption on the test *looks at an overly embarrassed Medix* and one for Medix too.
Wedge, turning to the camera as Hoist leaves: that was a good dare with a bad ending *thumbs up with a cheesy smile* keep them coming guys!
