---- [T -> J] ----
J: What's wrong with you?
T: What is wrong with me? Off the top of my head I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
T: "There's a father sized emotional void in my life and this valentines day I want you to fill it" is a good card right
J: Bitch, do I look like the kind of coward that dies?
T: I burned my hand ;-;
J: Idiot. How?
T: I was printing out pictures of my parents and lighting them on fire
J: His vibe is "I'm screwed so I can do whatever the fuck I want"
T: It's like nihilism but angrier
T: my names timmy drake and im here to make things worse on purpose
J: You can tell a lot about a women by her hands
J: For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry
---- [The Schuyler Sisters] ----
T: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple; the status. Imagine u and ur enemies arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death and u just walk into the arms of ur sugar demon. Legendary.
J: it's 3am? Go the fuck to bed?
D: No, wait, he has a point
D: How was the camping trip?
T: HE TRIED TO KILL ME
J: HE SAID THE BUGS WERE BOTHERING HIM TO I SPRAYED HIM WITH BUG-SPRAY
T: A S S A U L T
T: i almost got surprise adopted yesterday
J: You what?
D: he almost got kidnaped
J: Yeah I got that fucking part, I meant yOU WHAT
J: Dickie broke into my room and stole my fucking kidney?! What the shit?!
T: u think that's bad? Dickie stole my coffee once!!
D: i deny both of those claims and i'll see y'all next tuesday
---- [T -> J] ----
J: You're acting like a child!
T: I am NOT acting
T: is that a knife under ur pillow
J: a man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one
J: Why would you need $5000
T: bad night at poker or a great night with a hooker
T: How're we lookin?
J: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard
J: Like, sure we're trying, but it's almost effortless
J: You can't just ask everyone if they're short a marble every time they say something you disagree with
T: Are you perhaps short a marble? Yes I fucking can
YOU ARE READING
Left On Read // Book TwoFanfiction
(T- Tim Drake. J-Jason Todd.) T: What do u think would happen if I put coffee instead of milk in my cereal J: It's 2am, fuck off. ---- J: LOG OUT YOU UGLY BITCH. ---- T: STARBUCKS WISHES IT COULD BE GOOD COFFEE! J: IT IS GOOD COFFEE! ---- J: What...