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T: HA HA HA! HA HA! TWAS MEEEEEE!

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J: Dickie says I have to apologize for pushing you into the lake instead of talking about my feelings, but I'm not sorry and I wish you'd drown so

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T: The classic sewer escape
J: Don't follow
T: Damnit, I was about to jump in

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J: Souls are expensive
J: They cost like an arm and a leg
T: Is that why u dont have one, u broke ass bitch?

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T: I want to be like my grandfather
J: because of his success?
T: Because he's dead

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J: Is this a good time to mention that I brought chocolate to make up for it if I said anything really unforgivable?

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T: U CaN'T jUst DeStROy EnTIrE CitIeS, TiMMy

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J: Don't die
T: Don't tell me what to do

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T: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty. can I be excused?

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J: How do I ctrl-alt-delete a person

---- [All the single ladies] ----

D has hidden the chat history from new participants
D has added J into chat [All the single ladies]

J: A groupchat?
J: With you people?
J: This isn't what I ordered
D: Shut up, we have an idea
J: I'm listening

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T: So u remember the plan if I ever get shot right?
J: Yes
J: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances. I will revive $20, 000, 000 upon doing so, plus you'll be dead
T: Perfect

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J: As Scar once said, "Be Prepaaaaaaaaaard"

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T: New glasses, new me

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J: HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD

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T: ema
J: omw

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J: You're an idiot
T: (◞‸◟)

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T: u drive, it would be consistent with my luck if the car exploded when I tried to start it
J: Yeah, really. You navigate, then, because I don't know where the hell we're going
T: Neither do I, I only had the one backup plan. I've never needed two. Maybe u should decide where we're going and I'll sit very still and try not to curse anything.
T: How about that?
J: Sounds good
J: ...
T: ...
T: It is my car, clearly we shouldn't have taken my car. Clearly nothing associated with me is safe. This is the evening everything I touch goes to shit
T: It's lucky we left the party early, before someone spontaneously declared war

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