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J: Just heard Dickie and Wally talking in the kitchen about the tabloids because they're idiots in love
J: "By the way, we're getting a divorce."
J: "It is because I'm fucking Roy?"
J: "No, it's because I'm fucking Roy."
J: "Goddamnit, Dick, let me have my affair in peace, would you?"

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T: Jay truth or dare
J: Dare
T: Order a pizza for me
J: What the fuck

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J: permission to give a fuck?
T: permission denied
J: thank god

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T: cool ive been abandoned by god

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J: I like going for runs at night because the anticipation of running into a murderer does wonders for my cardio

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T: Come on Jay aren't we friends
J: lol nope
J: I don't do friends
J: we can be "Science Partners With A Side of Banter and Slight Hint of Gay" tho

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J: if I pay $40 for a haunted house, I better die

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T: Jason do you love me
J: I guess
T: will you still love me after I tell you I dont know how to preheat an oven
J: No

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J: also using formal "academic" vocabulary to diminish someone's words and point of view because their language isn't as elaborate as another person's is rooted in classism

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T: Why can't I have a single thought lately. Like a single idea. It's been years

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J: when three heroes link together to become a squadron, their brain's combine... but they don't get any smarter

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T: Yo it's fucking Monday bud. What are you fucking doing? Today is not the day.

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J: just me, my boyfriend, and his inability to go the fuck to sleep

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T: No, keep talking. It's good, we get all the stupid ideas out of the way now

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J: Timmy's a disaster but he's my disaster
R: translation- Jay is gay and that made him feel Very Gay
R: even though Timmy tripped on his shoelace and fell off his balcony

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T: favourite ao3 tag
J: "Woke up gay"
D: "friends to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers"
R: "fuck or die"
W: "false declarations of 'no homo'"

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D: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous
D: If it bites you and you die, it's venomous
W: What if it bites me and it dies?
T: that means your poisonous
J: What if it bites itself and I die
D: Vodoo
R: What if it bites me and someone else dies
T: That's correlation, not causation
W: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
R: That's kinky

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D: hopes for the future?
J: more high-tech weapons
T: some sleep
W: food
R: That they call the new fast and furious "fast 10 your seatbelts"
D: that's nice
D: mine was frogs

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