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T: Ugh, it's so hard
J: You know what else is hard?
T: Getting rejected

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J: I like your shirt
T: Thanks, it was 50% off
J: I'd like it 100% off
T: the store can't just give it away for free
T: that's no way to run a business, Jason
T: this is y Bruce isn't going to let you take over Wayne Enterprises

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T: Jeez Jason! What happened to you? You look like hell!
J: Yeah, I just got back

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J: Is your ass jealous of all that shit coming out of your mouth or are you just too used to it to notice?

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T: I can fix that
J: I'm calling a professional
T: I am a professional
J: A professional professional

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J: If you and a same-sex friend are eating out and request one check and the waiter sets it down in front of you, they've decided you're the top. I don't make the rules, it's just a fact.

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T: Jason
J: Yes?
T: Have u ever thought about the fact that when u lay on ur side ur balancing? While u sleep? Wild, man, just wild.
J: Tim what the fuck

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J: I'm not out of control, I'm a law-abiding man
T: Name one law
J: Don't kill people
T: That's on me, I set the bar too low

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T: On a scale from 'damn Daniel' to 'Fre sha vaca do', how are you feeling?
J: In between 'it's an avocado, thanks' and 'how did you defeat Captain America', but as a solid answer I would say 'I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger.' You?
T: Probably 'road work ahead'

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J: Stop that
T: Stop what?
J: You're talking about me in Morse code
T: Yes, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about u in front of u

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T: Who the fuck invited u?

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J: Going out might help you become a normal, functioning member of society you know
T: I went out today! I went to the park!
J: There you go! I hope you got something from that
T: Yeah, I did
T: This duck
J: what

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J: He died of natural causes
T: u pushed him off the roof??
J: Gravity is natural

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T: I asked Dickie what his goals in life are and he said "I've been banned from every major city's public transportation system except Melbourne, Australia. I don't know what their limit is but I will fucking find it."

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