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T: I do all my best work at
T: The middle of the night

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J: Dickie just stared at Roy from across the couch for a full two minutes and then leaned forward and then whispered into Roy's ear "you look exactly like my future ex-lover" and then left the room with Babs and I don't think Roy's exhaled since
T: I

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T: I looked like a mcfricken f o o l
J: Nothing new there

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J: Hey, quick question, where the FUCK is the timeline at right now?
T: The author knows but does anyone else? No. And they never will.

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T: I have literally been waiting 4 u to tell me for months so I can meet Bruce's Superboyfriend and now u have the audacity to deny me
T: I'LL EMAIL HIM
T: do superheroes have public emails?
J: That's not the issue here and no??
T: Why is that a question
T: You should know
J: I DON'T EMAIL THEM
T: NO
T: BUT YOU ARE A SUPERHERO
T: ROBIN???
J: awfdncejwnfa oH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT

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J: did you know that all geese hate you on a personal level

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T: u r, without a doubt, the worst vigilante I have ever heard of
J: But you've heard of me
T: Technically I've heard of Dickie-

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W: You're so jealous-
J: No I'm not
W: Wrong, bitch, take a seat

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W: How long have you been sleeping with Timmy and why the FUCK didn't you update me
J: that's disgusting. and wrong
J: I don't even- why would- I've never slept with anyone, anywhere
J: It's none of- you have- the audacity
J: Timmy is my enemy, technically. and he is terrible face-wise
J: And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are
J: Maybe you're trying to throw me off? Hmmm. Check and mate.
W: Jay
J: Listen, Walls.
J: I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'm quite mature for my age.
W: Your goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it

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T: I can't tell if I like him or i want to punch him in the throat
T: He gives good dick tho
D: Just confess your love to the world already, free yourself from the burden that you carry
T: How about no

---- [The Schuyler Sisters] ----

T: DICKIE! SORRY WE'RE LATE
J: WOULD YOU PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO FLYING THE PLANE

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T: I'll admit, not the smoothest of landings
J: YOU THINK?! YOU JUST CRASHED THE DAMN PLANE

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T: Yanno what's wack?
T: we refer to future versions of ourselves as "older" because when something is Old it can mean that that thing has been around for awhile- e.g an old vase is a vase that was made years ago, and as such has had a long lifespan- but Old can also mean when something is outdated or more specifically from the past ("belonging only or chiefly to the past; former or previous") so realistically it would make more just as much sense for our "old selves" to actually be what we know as our "younger selves" as in, us from the past, rather than us in the future as it would for our "old selves" to be in the future, because in both uses of the word we are considered Older

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J: You
J: Me
J: Some Redbull
J: And some mischief

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T: What's green and has wheels?
J: I don't know, a green bike?
T: Grass! I lied about the wheels!

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J: What are you doing?
T: summoning bloody mary in the mcdonalds bathroom then leaving without buying anything

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T: When you were partying, I studied the blade. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.

---- [All the single ladies] ----

D: So...
W: Now that you guys are together....
J: Hoes don't do it
D: We have some receipts we'd love to share with the class
T: Wait no
T: Dickie don't
W: "have you ever looked at Timmy and just gasped a little at how pretty he is?" - Jay
J: FUCK
D: "his jawline could honestly murder me. Who allowed that prick to have such a nice face shape. Fuck him." -Timmy
W: "I JUST WANNA KISS HIS STUPID FUCKING FACE AND HOLD HIS HANDS WHAT THE FUCK" -Jay
T: Awwww
J: This is slander
D: "Honestly if being thrown to the ground means I can touch Jason's muscles then who the fuck am I to refuse that honour" -Timmy (on multiple occasions)
W: "Do you think Timmy knows how cute he is? Cause It should be fucking illegal. Like ok Timato your eyes sparkle like the stars in the sky and your voice sounds like havens harps or something WHATEVER" - Jay
D: "His dumbass hair just looks so soft I just wanna run my fingers through his hair and tell him how much he means to me" - Timmy
W: And the best one...
J: HOE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOUR TYPING DONT FUCKING DO IT
W: "I know Timmy and I didn't always get along and sometimes we still don't, and I'm still kinda new to this whole "place to call home" thing but honestly I could wake up to him of them every morning and then have nice quiet mornings watching him have three cups of coffee and smiling across the table at me and what I'm trying to say is I love Tim Drake so much you might as well call me Conner Kent" - one Jason. Peter. Todd
J: I'm coming to your house and I'm killing you and all your plants.
D: The best you say? Are you forgetting;
D: "You never realize how you feel about someone until they're staring you in the face with a look that makes you think maybe it doesn't matter that you didn't get to watch that whale shark documentary after all" - Timmy
T: iM tHroWinG mYseLf OfF a BriDgE

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