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T: Shit be goin' down, son

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J: Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low
J: Now turn them back on girl, don't be a hoe

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T: I belong to the sea now, u can't catch me, land winch
J: Get the fuck over here before I come out there and drown you

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J: Wow, I knew your parents didn't love you, but this is beyond even my expectations

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T: This is morris code for "AHHHHHHH"

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J: Why would you put rice with your tea?? Do you even have a brain up there??
T: it's breakfast food
J: That's not how you fucking sort- just get out, oh my god.

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T: kill me
J: You're not worth the effort

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J: Need advice on how not to be a colossal fuckup
T: Too late
T:
T: What's up?

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T: What were u cremating in my toaster-oven?!

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J: We're being led by an idiot with a crayon

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T: Don't be a dumbass, dumbass! Five bucks could get us, like, sixteen packs of ramen!  See if your phone's working first!

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J: I set it up, you knocked it down, I salute you

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T: That is physically, mentally, intellectually, financially, emotionally, spiritually, and architecturally incorrect

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J: Timmy, if you send me one more goddamn candycrush request-
T: u'll play?

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T: YOU TELL ARTHUR READ HE'LL NEVER EAT LUNCH IN THIS TOWN AGAIN

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J: Hey, look on the less dark side. At least things can't get that much
T: excuse me, were u about to say "worse"
J: No
T: no? u sure?
J: Definitely not

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T: SOS
T: name a way to be nice to others
J: Don't kill them
T: Setting the bar low, but thank

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J: What now
T: Idk
J: Idk? The fuck you mean idk? This was your plan!
T: Yeah, but I didn't think this much of it would actually work

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T: I heard from Dickie that you were causing trouble in Central. I'd knock that shit off if I were u
J: First of all, no you wouldn't
J: Secondly, don't tell me what to do
T: This was a friendly reminder
T: Yet your words of defiance being me ungodly amounts of rage

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J: What are you doing in the bushes?
T: I'm looking for ghouls

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