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W: lol guys Roy just killed a man

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R: Woah. This seems serious. What's going on? First contact? Ronald McDonald found dead in Miami? Timmy fell down the well?

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D: I poisoned someone's drink
W: um???
T: The way this dinner has been going, I hope its mine
R: I wAS GONNA DRINK THAT

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D: While I should be concerned for Timmy's life, I'm more concerned over the fact that I think those are my shoes...

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R: Peak adulting is when you start using the phrase "they done lost their damn mind" regarding prices at the grocery store

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R: I need to break into Dick's office within the next 5 minutes any ideas
T: Maybe if you dress up as Wally they'll let you in
R: Good idea. Will do.
D: You're very creative Timmothy, you've made me imagine something I never dared to think about.
T: Which is?
D: Roy with freckles

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D: Listen, RoyToy, as your best friend-
R: Wally is my best friend
D: As your best friend-

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T: hey guys whats my favourite colour!?
W: blue?
T: AHA! WRONG!
T: my favourite colour is- oh wait...
T: it is blue

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R: Dickie, please don't murder our friend here. Blood takes forever to get out of the carpet.
W: Is that the only problem you have with murder RoyBoy?
R: Of course not Walls. The body would be annoying to hide.

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D: Listen, okay, sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire. It's no big deal, don't worry about it

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T: not to be gay but he was manly af
D: a.k.a "im gay as fuck and hes hot as fuck"
T: Shit u rite

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R: You two. Yes, you and you
R: Stop being gay
R: I get that you have a lot of sexual tension with each other
R: But we have a goddam sport to play

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W: IM SO CONFLICTED ABOUT WHOS SIDE IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON
W: ON ONE SIDE THERE IS DICKIE, MY PARTNER IN CRIME, MY BOYFRIEND, GENERAL BUCKET OF FUN, MY RIGHT-HAND MAN IN THE RAD HAIRSTYLE SQUAD, LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE
W: AND ON THE OTHER HAND, ROY COMPLIMENTED ME ONCE
W: THIS IS SO HARD GUYS PLEASE STOP FIGHTING

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T: Shy guy
W: No fuck you its Yoshi
D: Actually it's Rosalina so :// sry ur wrong
R: Princess Daisy.
T: I really thought you would be a Donkey Kong kinda guy
R: She is a strong, independent, often forgotten princess who excels in sports and doesn't get kidnapped. I respect her as an individual

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T: Roy is... evil? Roy is unyielding? Roy is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
R: I LITERALLY just moved you out of my lap so I could go answer the door

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