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T: What is a jester with no audience? When a clown jokes in an empty forest does the little honk have any meaning
J: clowns honk not for others, but for themselves

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J: Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to

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T: If I was a bird, I'd fly into the ceiling fan

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J: What am I supposed to do out here?
T: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?

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T: Hey Legal adult
T: u should get me alcohol so I don't have to pay Dickie $150 to get it for me bc I can't afford that
R: I'm not getting you shit, you underage fuck
T: Doesn't sound like the Roy I've heard stories of...
R: Do you know what Dickie will do to me if he finds out I'm taking his costumers?
T: Help me and I'll upgrade ur bow
R: Deal but you don't let Dickie find out and you pay me back for the alcohol
T: Deal
R: K, you fuck, what do you want
T: Jay has been talking about how he wants to try cooking with wine so some good red wine
T: Also vodka cause my coffees been lacking that punch lately
T: and bourbon for sad boy hours
T: also whiskey
T: and brandy and rum
R: K, meet me at the cave in 30

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J: Hey Roy
R: No you can't drive my bike. You can never drive my bike. Die mad

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T: What r u on about?! I was the smoothest about acting like I didn't know ur secret! U had no idea I knew till I said so!
J: One time I saved you from a mugging and you asked me if I had any less dangerous hobbies, and then asked if I'd ever heard of Jason Todd and told me he was a dick
T: heh I just wanted to remind you, in case u started to think I liked u or smth
J: We're dating

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J: Making a coffee run, what do you want?
T: a venti nine-shot three-shot-decaf one-and-a-half-pump sugar-free amaretto hundred and seventy degree two percent seven Nutrasweet with whip extra caramel extra sprinkles caramel macchiato with a twist of lemon
T: pls

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T: Look at that fucking hilf
J: Hilf?
T: historian i'd like to fight

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J: So are we going to the villa? I haven't been up there in years but Dickie insisted on having the chateau for himself and the BoyToys and I want to be as far away as possible from that shit show
T: Hmm is the yacht still an option or have Bruce and his Superhusband claimed it?
J: They'll take whichever option we don't pick so, the choice is up to you
T: Look at that, you talk like a natural born-billionaire
J: Shut up and tell me how you want to spend the holidays
T: I think Dickie has the right idea with staying out of cities, not rly in the mood for one of the places in the mountains
T: Ya, let's go with the villa. Not sure we'll get much actually berry picking done but wine is wine man

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T: Tomorrow????? ANOTHER day?????!!!!?,?!????????????((??(?!)))!(;;()$$$;::?)$&,:;??'mlnfdsjkaavytesvjjhrefghjjjkjtfghj im good thNks

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