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[Previously]

Not Robin
@Dickie-Grayson

This would be the perfect place to end a fanfiction but I feel like there's still plan0000s in the works

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[Four Years Earlier]

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T: Tell Dick I won't be able to make our tutoring session this week.
J: Who the fuck gave you my number?
J: And tell Dickie-bird yourself, Timbelina.
T: Shut up, Jasson, just tell him.
J: Fine.
J: Don't message me again.
T: Trust me, I wont

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J: Coffee addict.
T: Smoker.
J: I can go longer without smokes than you can without coffee.
T: Bet

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T: I'm not saying I hate u, I'm just saying I would unplug ur life support to make a pot of coffee
J: I didn't ask??

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J: Here's how you can be certain I wasn't the one who tried to kill you; you're alive.

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T: Why don't u go to the pharmacy, pick up something called Viagra, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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J: Kill yourself.
T: Kill me urself u coward

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T: What do u think would happen if I put coffee instead of milk in my cereal
J: It's 2am, fuck off.

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J: You piece of shit! You played me!
T: Like the cheep kazoo u r
T: and what happened to "don't message me again"?
J: Shut up, don't get used to it.

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T: Just stand over there and stay looking like a fool, k?
J: I'm blocking your number.

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J: LOG OUT YOU UGLY BITCH.

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T: STARBUCKS WISHES IT COULD BE GOOD COFFEE!
J: IT IS GOOD COFFEE!

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J: What a basic white guy name, I feel sorry for any guy who's name is Tim.
J: Like, your parents honestly hate you and you should probably put yourself up for adoption.

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T: Y is Babs chasing Dickie??
T: YO he's running for the stairs instead of the elevator!

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J: Perhaps you'd like to slip into something more comfortable for your birthday? Maybe a coma?

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T: Is ur learning curve a flat line or what?
J: Here the fuck we go, I hope you're ready to die
T: Have been for years

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J: Can you not talk? For once? Forever? Can you fucking do that for me?

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T: Congratulations, u can count. And they say the school system is failing.

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