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J: Just heard Babs and Dickie arguing like a married couple and Dickie yelled "no, honey, I have a job! It's called being hardcore!"
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T: be gay. do crimes. step on grass.
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J: Made the mistake of getting on Roy's motorcycle again.
J: "DON'T DRIVE IN THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE IF YOU CANT GO THE ZOOM ZOOM SPEED," he says, almost getting us killed
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T: We need to find the perfect balance of letting me be a menace but never getting mad at me
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J: What the FUCK
T: Its like he has an agreement with gravity
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T: Funny, ever since I could remember my biggest passion has always been repression
---- [All the single ladies] ----
W: Why are there so many gargoyles in Gotham
D: huh. Never noticed. Does Central not have gargoyles??
W: It has exactly 4
T: ...
J: Why do you know that
W: Sometimes when I get bored I run through town and count things
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W: Did you know there are exactly 168 public water fountains in Central?
J: Exactly how much free time do you have
T: Dickie and RoyBoy are busy today so
T: His whole day's open
J: Wally you're 19, right?
W: Ya why
J: If you don't have anything to do today, why don't you run on over to Canada or Europe and grab us a ridiculous amount of alcohol
T: we'll pay u
W: I dunno guys, Dickie probably wouldn't like me stealing his customers
J: You guys are basically married though, right? Isn't it technically a shared business?
T: plus Dickie is busy today, and we'd hate to inconvenience him once he gets back and finally gets a chance to relax...
W: Well when you put it that way...
J: Great! We'll be waiting on top of Wayne Enterprises!
T: c u in 10, Wallman!
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T: heyo it's Timmy Drake your resident Everywhere Mess & waste of space : )
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J: What a comfortable and regular distance for you all to be. This isn't weird at all.
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T: I'm keeping him. Any one who touches him dies.
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J: Death approaches less slowly if you don't stop with this smartass bullshit; try me and get a free trial
T: as long as we're on the same page, i'll meet you in the pit. monday at high noon
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T: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
J: Uh, probably Wally
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J: Asked Roy how his life is going and all he said was "wanna be in love but also yikes no"
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W: SHE JUST RIPPED THEM OFF
T: What the fuck
W: I can never look at Babs the same ever again
T: I'm fucking traumatized
D: Its just fake eyelashes!
W: SHE FUCKING RIPPED THEM OFF
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J: Roy is so drunk
J: press F to pay respects
T: F
D: F
W: F
R: z
D: wrong letter
R: zuck
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T: Has anyone seen my other phone??
J: Hey, nerd, instead of yelling about your phone, you know you can just GPS it on your computer
J: I didnt know you were so stupid
T: Hey, thats a pretty good idea for a dumbass
T: Has anyone seen my laptop??
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T: Jay, you're drunk. Where are you going
J: ths wil b tkn care of n ho
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J: Where the fuck are you??
T: Wally and i MAY have skipped school to make galaxy nachos
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T: I may have screwed up big time.
J: Timmy, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific
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J: "Dick, you were supposed to turn in your book report."
J: "I did!"
J: "No, this is the city's newspaper with your name written on the top. In crayon."
J: What the fuck Richard
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T: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did.
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J: I came here to roast Timmy but now I think I can feel reality crumbling
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T: No, are you?-
J: Are we what? Using your tactics against you? We would never
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Left On Read // Book Two
Fanfiction(T- Tim Drake. J-Jason Todd.) T: What do u think would happen if I put coffee instead of milk in my cereal J: It's 2am, fuck off. ---- J: LOG OUT YOU UGLY BITCH. ---- T: STARBUCKS WISHES IT COULD BE GOOD COFFEE! J: IT IS GOOD COFFEE! ---- J: What...
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