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Help I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

peterman created a chat!

peterman added:
irondad
misteramerica
banner
goldilocks
ventboi
mommawidow

peterman: guys guys guys guys guys

irondad: yes peter

mommawidow: you called

banner: what

peterman: i need help

goldilocks: where art thou? i must come help you son of stark

ventboi: ^ what he said

peterman: so like i'm with mj, right?

peterman: and uh we were sitting on top of a skyscraper

peterman: and i kinda fell but my foot got caught on something and i'm stuck upside down

peterman: i don't have my webshooters lol

irondad: are you kiIDDING ME

misteramerica: Peter Benjamin Stark-Strange!

peterman; oh yeah speaking of dad

peterman added:
papastrange
falconboy
wandawanda
imanant
lowkeyloki
whitewolf

peterman: dad i need help

papastrange: peter wtf

lowkeyloki: im sorry but this is hilarious

irondad: loki i will kill you

lowkeyloki: impossible. trust me i've tired

goldilocks: i can vouch for my brother

peterman: can someone help me now?

peterman: mj's freaking out

irondad: omw kid

papastrange: ^

mommawidow: ^^

lowkeyloki: ^^^

misteramerica: I am disappointed in you, Peter. You need to be more careful.

peterman: u not my dad mr war criminal

wandawanda: ^ shit he went there

falconboy: well damn kid. you just gained my respect

whitewolf: ^

peterman: *bows*

peterman added:
mfuckingj

peterman: hi mj

mfuckingj: omfg peter you're gonna drop your phone

peterman: nuh uh i have sticky fingers

mfuckingj: you're also a clumsy bitch