spiderson oneshots

Groupchat, Assemble

spideyboi created a chat

spideyboi added:
irondad
mamawidow
grandparogers
hawkboy
babyhulk
lordofthunder

spideyboi: welcome, avengers

hawkboy: what the hell is this

grandparogers: Clint Barton! Watch your language!

spideyboi: calm your tits mr. america

irondad: who made this and what do you want

spideyboi: just your friendly neighborhood vigilante

spideyboi: and i made this to tell y'all that y'all are just a bunch of softies

mamawidow: excuse me

babyhulk: i'll have you know i'm not a softie

irondad: softie??

irondad: me??

grandparogers: I am most definitely not a "softie!"

spideyboi: keep telling yourselves that

spideyboi added:
samtheman
wandawitch
mrstrange

spideboi changed the chat name to soft bb's

spideyboi: welcome fellow softies

samtheman: did this bug just call me soft

spideyboi: arachnid***

wandawitch: well sam you are soft

wandawitch: i literally walked in on you having a casual conversation about butterflies with thor

lordofthunder: aren't they just beautiful

spideyboi: ^ my point proven

mrstrange: why was i added

mamawidow: probably because you're dating tony and he's a soft papa bear

mamawidow: have you seen him with peter?

hawkboy: nat's so right

irondad: fine i'm soft for my kid

irondad: i swear to thor if any of you

irondad: you know what i'm calm. i'm CALM

spideyboi: peter's my favorite tbh

grandparogers: You happen to know Peter?

spideyboi: ew your correct capitalization is triggering me

spideyboi: and yes. him and i happen to be quite close

irondad: get the hell away from my kid

mrstrange: excuse you?? you?? know?? peter??

wandawitch: softies^