Things My Friends Say

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The sides as things my friends have said out of context

Logan:
-My back hurts constantly FROM CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THIS FAMILY
-Are you trying to seduce the hand?

Virgil:
-You gotta be a warlock to swing the Fuck sword
-Can someone disown me so I don't have to go?

Patton:
-Really get all that bad boy goodness in there— WAIT NO I DIDNT SAY THAT REVERSE
-I'm too poor to gamble and buy drugs

Roman:
-Damn this twink can do some damage
-Is sinning a sport?

Deceit:
-(talking about cooked dead people) Gordon Ramsey would give this meal 1 star
-I didn't think it would be easy killing that priest

Remus:
-It probably doesn't feel like masturbating with a severed hand
-as long as they've got genitalia I'm in
-Who doesn't want to kinkshame David Bowie

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