Dating Remus

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Dating Remus Would Include:

•Lots of sexual innuendos
•Calling each other really weird nicknames instead of traditional ones
•"Trashman"
•"Whale Penis" (instead of dork)
•Constant cursing
•He will literally koala himself onto you and vice versa
•Whenever something sad or distressing happens, he always stops his bullshit teasing to help
•Would actually murder someone for you
•Chaotic Neutral and True Neutral relationship
•You make him calm down and stop bugging Thomas with intrusive thoughts if work needs to get done
•Remus is a giant flirt and you're...not
-"Hey, Remus. You wanna, um... fuck?"
-"Jesus Christ, Y/N, get more creative... but yeah, I do."
•Constant Chaotic Energy
•At the end of the day, Remus actually is a huge softie and loves you with all his demented heart

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