T: I- I cant study here, there are people, I social anxiety, I'm like Tumblr in real life, see people and I'm like "I cant talk to youu"
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J: Who are you talking to?
T: Oh just someone who's about to eat more shit than the last person in a human centipede
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T: So, I went to the drug store because I wasn't properly dressed to go into Whole-Foods
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J: Every day I thank God I was adopted
T: Because if not u'd still be living on the streets?
J: Because I'd rather die than be related to Bruce by blood
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T: Oh here I am, I'm the star of the show, not him! This is just some brown-haired Poorman, who don't know what coffee is; he thinks its dirt! you don't drink dirt, Poorman, you drink liquids, you eat dirt!
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J: The day I snap you're the first to go
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T: Here's ur wallet, i'm filthy rich I don't need money
J: Give me that shit!
T: Wow that was, um
J: I'm sorry my pizza hut gift card is in there and its really all I have to live for
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J: Oh for the love of bell bottom jeans-
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T: I live entirely off a diet of coffee and lighter fluid
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J: Comin' at'cha, Cleopatra
T: Ur on, Donkey Kon
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T: And suddenly from my perspective, things seem awful
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J: I'm not doing it. It would be against my moral compass
T: Ur moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel
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T: I'm going to sprinkle in some minor mischief, widespread nuisances, and if I'm feeling a little bit naughty, I might even dabble in infrastructure
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R: went out for drinks with a green lighter and came back with a blue one god what happened last night
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T: What are you drinking and why are you in my sight?
J: Vodka
T: Straight?
J: Bi
T: Not you, you idiot, the vodka!
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D: Timmy, Jay will show you around, k?
T: id rather get lost and die
J: Um, right this way is the exit
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T: He? broke in through the window?
J: How the fuck is that even possible
J: Its bulletproof glass!! and on the 14th floor??
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J: Can daddy get a wah hoo?
T: Wah hoo
J: Ha, whore. Really will give anyone anything
J: Can't believe you just hand out wah hoo's to anyone who asks
J: Then again, I'm not really surprised, thot
T: They call me
T: Wahoore
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T: Jasshole, you know what I like best about you?
T: Your brother
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J: Early to bed, early to wake, makes a lady smart, pretty, and great
T: *Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy but socially dead
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T: Guess u'll just have to FIGHT ME
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J: Yeah we hate each other, but i would fuck you if you asked
T: What?
J: What?
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T: Its been out since the 1920's, do you really need a spoiler alert?
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J: What kind of emotion do you feel when you are with me?
T: Is tired is an emotion?
J: I dont know, is murderess?
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T: These so-called "feelings" are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.
J: was that a Dickie quote
T: I feel like it fit the mood
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J: What was that about not having a death wish?
T: I've lived long enough.
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T: Me? Tired? It's more likely than u think
J: Me not caring? It's more likely than you think
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J: Describe Dickiebird in a single paragraph, it's for science
T: A problematic, overcritical, inconsiderate, impolite dude, honestly doesn't need an asshole because he's already one, conspiracy theorists agree that he's a devil disguised as human, king in sarcasm and in bed, he believes he's the only perfect creature left and he's right, confidence level reached beyond infinity, scarier than a ghost, invalid insecurities as big as his valid ego, is actually nice but only to those he seems worthy, but also depressed and trying his best.
J: Strangely accurate
T: Ofc it's accurate I've been lowkey stalking the guy since I was like 8
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Left On Read // Book Two
Fanfiction(T- Tim Drake. J-Jason Todd.) T: What do u think would happen if I put coffee instead of milk in my cereal J: It's 2am, fuck off. ---- J: LOG OUT YOU UGLY BITCH. ---- T: STARBUCKS WISHES IT COULD BE GOOD COFFEE! J: IT IS GOOD COFFEE! ---- J: What...
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