Chuck Novak never had an easy time raising seven kids on his own, but at least they all liked the same type of toys. But one day, Chuck buys the wrong G.I. Joes.
Cas and Gabriel Novak have fought their siblings for control of the Winchester dolls f...
I tried to think of a way to summarize what I did in this fic, so I here's a meme-
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Warnings for language and not being shy about talking about dirty minded stuff.
STARRING-
Rob Benedict: Dad in need of more alcohol and sanity, AKA Chuck
Emily Swallow: Aunt who has the alcohol and none of the sanity, AKA Amara
Mark Pellegrino: Himself—I mean Satan—I mean Chloe's bitch—I mean AKA Lucifer
Matt Cohen: The one normal Novak, AKA Michael
Sebastian Roche: A pangender octopus roaming the cosmos in search of love, booze, and good fashion, AKA Balthazar (yes, 90% of that was from a Cards Against Humanity Card)
Julie McNiven: A tired whore, AKA Anna
Richard Speight Jr.: Candy loving future diabetic stripper. He takes Spanish class to prep for the next Casa Erotica, AKA Gabriel
Jensen Ackles: Your stereotypical closeted blond bisexual, AKA Dean
Jared Padalecki: Gets shoved in the girl's bathroom with his pants down, is a moose, AKA Sam
Lauren German: Queen of Hell, Satan's Mistress, Sataness, the one Lucifer bows to, AKA Chloe
Samantha Smith: Totally not burning on a ceiling, tolerable, AKA Mary
Welcome to the crack show. The dumpster fire. My labor of love. The thing I wrote so out of order it probably makes no sense but is fucking hilarious anyways. Welcome to the fic where nobody, and I mean nobody is straight, except maybe Mary Winchester but who cares about her?
