When your best friend likes someone you absolutely despise
The best metaphor I can give you is:
a dictionary to her head, and her still being illiterate.
The amount of times you try to talk her out of it is actually astonishing. Offensive even. Because she will never listen, even to the most sensible of the group.
deny. deny. deny.
A motto she will go by as she ignores your amazing advice.
Because suddenly, like a egg to the eye, she forgot the second most important friendship rule.
IF YOU WANNABE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS!
But you'll still be there for her, even if worse comes to worse. When he breaks her heart. When he cuts her open.
You will be there, knife in hand, ready to slice him open with you burning words.
Even though she loves a mole rat.
