I know I haven't updated in awhile, so enjoy my random hcs and incorrect quotes based on my life!
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Virgil: *chokes on apple*
Logan: Are you Alright?
Virgil: Midterms are tomorrow, I'm trying to Snow White this bitch!
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Roman: Ma'm! Sir? ...Gender! What's your thoughts-
Logan: Miss, you need to stop following me.
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Virgil: Gender? Fuck that! I'm too busy hating myself!
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Patton: I bought a cow painting.
Logan: Why?
Patton: It's fuzzy, I love it, her name's Basil.
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Roman: *burps*
Virgil, not looking up from his phone: that was hot.
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Virgil: Deceit cheated on Patton, so now I'm going cut off his legs and turn them into a keychain.
Roman: I'm in.
Logan: I'll get the shovels.
Virgil: Great! My car, 15 minutes, bring trash bags.
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Logan, as a teacher: Today we're learning sex Ed.
Virgil, an asexual: *leaves*
The class: ...
Virgil: *comes back*
Virgil: *grabs Patton*
Virgil: *leaves*
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Roman: *makes a fandom reference*
Logan: Stop immediately.
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Roman, before he came out: uh, guys... I think I'm gay?
Virgil: You didn't know?
Logan: I was well aware.
Patton: We still love you kiddo!
Virgil: You watch Glee Club, and you didn't know?
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Logan: Oh, it's a gay joke.
Patton: We love those!
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Patton: What did she say?
Virgil: Well it was a lot about how Freshmen keep disrespecting the Upperclassmen, but I don't talk, so...?
Patton: Did she yell?
Virgil: I mean ya.
Patton: You poor angel!
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Young Ones
FanfictionA regression Sanders Sides au for my sister because she's the one who convinced me to write fanfics.
