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T: s-same book? same book!
J: I dont know what the fuck you're talking about, I dont read that shit. Dickiebird left it here.
T: Whatever helps u sleep at night, fucking nerd
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J: You're a mess, you can't just survive on coffee alone.
T: Watch me
J: God I can't wait for your death
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T: Begone, vile insect!
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J: Are you talking to yourself?
T: Yes, it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation
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T: I relate to the monster because my father fucking sucks
J: I relate to the monster because given the opportunity people would chase me with pitchforks.
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J: Your makeup is terrible.
T: But I'm not wearing any makeup today?
J: I know. I meant your genetic makeup.
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T: International waters, Jasson. Don't push ur luck
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J: I will figure out how to gamble with Candyland if its the last thing I do.
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T: What the fuck? Why do u always act like u dont know me?
J: Probably because I wish I didnt know you.
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J: Can you pass the remote?
T: Can u pass ur classes?
J: You made that joke already, asshole.
T: Ur still failing ur Science class, so it's still relevant
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T: Okay, I know that I'm like, new to the neighborhood, but I'm pretty sure last time I was here Dickie didn't have pet tigers
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J: You look ugly today.
T: U mean... u don't think I'm ugly EVERY day?
J: Fuck you.
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J: You better not half-ass this.
T: I've never been one to half-ass shenanigans
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J: You live like this?
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T: I hope u'll excuse my cheep wit, the hour is late and its all I have left
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J: First of all, fuck you.
J: Secondly, fuck off.
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T: plan ur fucking funeral hoe
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J: I'm gonna burn this fucking house to the fucking ground if you keep doing that shit.
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T: U expect that bitch?
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J: Yes the fuck you were, bitch.
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T: go back to sleep u fiend
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J: Be more of a salty bitch.
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T: Bitch, I swear to god
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J: That's a lotta fucks you gave there BuDdY.
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Left On Read // Book Two
Fanfiction(T- Tim Drake. J-Jason Todd.) T: What do u think would happen if I put coffee instead of milk in my cereal J: It's 2am, fuck off. ---- J: LOG OUT YOU UGLY BITCH. ---- T: STARBUCKS WISHES IT COULD BE GOOD COFFEE! J: IT IS GOOD COFFEE! ---- J: What...
