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You watch Mama for the first time

Chennie

You: WHY IS EVERYONE SO DORKY IN THIS VIDEO YET YOU STAY CONSISTENTLY COOL THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE THING???

Chennie: which video?

You: Mama. Like you have these beautiful notes and amazing imagery and the others do stuff that I couldn't help but laugh at. But you just look cool through the whole thing.

Chennie: Maybe because I am cool???

You: Nah. It can't be that. Something else is going on.

Chennie: Why can't you just believe I'm cool???

🥓 Bacon Boi 🥓

You: oh my god. I'm dead. Who came up with the concept for mama?

You: it's so fantastical and then all the sudden it's like a scary Catholic chant.

You: also the fact that you are light is hilarious to me.

You: what does your power even do? Like you can't fight with just light.

🥓 Bacon Boi🥓: oh baby, you don't even know.

You: don't flirt like that. It's creepy 😂

🥓Bacon Boi 🥓: Why are you like this?

Junmyun ❤❤

You: So...water huh?

You: Always putting out the fires in EXO?

Junmyun ❤❤: Have you ever seen Mama?

You: First time ever

You: By the way everyone is hella cute.

You: But you look like a dork .

Junmyun ❤❤: I can't stand you.

You: Really? Cause I heard you had a crush. 😏

Junmyun ❤❤: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

You: Yixing informed me last night.

Lay Boi

You: Can I just say!!!! The fact that your symbol is a literal unicorn is honestly the cutest thing. I can't even.

Lay Boi: I see you finally watched Mama.

You: you healing the plant was honestly the coolest thing too. Best hair style too!

You: Every hair style they gave you was so sweet. You looked like a little boy in the silver get up with the feathery hair. Sweet young boyfriend.

Lay Boi: Are you teasing me?

You: no. But I am famgirling. Send help. You're just too cute in this.

❤❤ My devil ❤❤

You: the fuck is force???

You: is it like supposed to be earth?

You: like what does force really mean? Did they run out of powers?

❤❤My devil ❤❤: Why are you questioning me this???

You: Dunno man. Just got me all fucked up with mama.

You: The best part though is that the hair style you had in the opening makes you look like a 1950's American greaser.

You: Grease lightening baby.

❤❤My devil ❤❤: You're cancelled.

Happy Virus

You: Okay but your fucking hair in Mama makes you look like a shaggy dog and it's honestly so cute I can't even.

You: Like, sweet boy, you're gonna get burned with that fire.

You: Why your steps making fire?

You: Doing me a big concern little boy.

Happy Virus: Call me little and sweet boy one more time and I'll show you what that fire really do. 😏😏😏😏

You: Ew. Stay in your lane puppy boy.

Happy virus: wtf???

Min Min ❤

You: Lolololol you look like a baby in Mama.

You: What a cutie.

You: But real talk. Everyone has like these really cute feathery hairstyles you look like a 12 year old boy who begged mom for a Mohawk and she agreed to whatever happened to your hair.

Min Min ❤: Can't you just think I'm cool?

You: I thought frost being your power was pretty cool until you did scream with skull paintings in your face. Kris looked cool there... You look like my sweet egg of a boyfriend that wanted to be cool.

Ohhhh Sehun 😏

You: So I tried watching the Mama video today and I just fucking lost it at the part where the tornado is behind you and you're playing with a butterfly like a Disney princess.

You: If physics is real the butterfly should have been ripped to shreds by the of the tornado.

You: Also you shoulda been flying too from it.

You: But nah you're just standing there like "la la la I'm too pretty for physics and natural disasters".

Ohhhh Sehun 😏: I am too pretty for natural disasters and physics.

Ohhhh Sehun 😏: I'm also pretty you should take me on a date.

Jongin 😍

You: Okay but like, since when do you do screamo???

You: and crimped hair in you is such a fucking look.

You: Like damn I don't know how I feel about all this?

Jongin 😍: Maybe, "damn he's so cute I should go on a date with him"?

You: Naaahhh. More like, "this fucking child is out past his bed time. I wonder if his mommy knows he's acting up".

Jongin 😍: remove yourself from the conversation.

You: if you promise never to wear shiny pants.

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