I'm a proud mama of two baby chicks guys.
I'm so proud.
Granted I wake up to my room smelling like shit, a bright orange light in the corner of my room, and heat I cannot stand every morning, but you know it's alright.
But seriously I cannot handle high school and all the work we get.
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Zane: *yells as he kills a spider*
Gene: You aLMOST MADE ME DROP MY PHONE--
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Zane: What would you do for Klondike bar?
Gene: I'd fuck you.
Zane: *eating the Klondike bar*
Gene: I'd fuck you and marry you.
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Zane: *breaks his ankles*
Gene: That's so sad, Dante play We Are Number One--
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Zane: *deep breath*
Zane: I'M STAYING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!
Gene, from across the town: SHUT UP!!!
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Gene: And I know that I will never be in a jail ever, ever.
News Reporter: Gene was then arrested three days later for defacing public property.
Zane, watching it with his family: YOU THOUGHT! YOU THOUGHT BITCH!
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Gene: *kneels down*
Zane: *hand goes to chest*
Gene: TAKE ME INTO YOUR FUCKING ARMS!
Zane: (Ō_Ō)
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PDH Cast: Let's go Phoenix Drop, let's go!
Gene, sitting at the top of the bleachers: Let's all go home, right now!
Zane, sitting next to him: Crippling depression!
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Gene: Ugh, I'm so tired of these thirsty hoes.
Zane: *exists*
Gene: YO LEMME GET THAT NUMBER--
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Gene: Oh my Irene-- ZANE!!
Zane, from upstairs: Yes Gene?
Gene: Are you coming out with us?
Zane: I can't, I have homework due.
Gene: We're hitting up a bakery.
Zane, tripping on all his homework: COMING GENE!
(The original had them going to a shoe store, and the person throws the baby aside. I can't imagine Zane doing that to a baby, but I can with homework.)
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Gene: *singing in Korean*
Zane: *singing along*
Ein, in the background: What kind of cult is this--
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Zane: Chief, I request that you excuse me from our mission.
Gene: Reason?
Zane: To get some chicken nuggies, Chief.
Gene: Go on, ranger.
