(Me: *has three oneshots in the making*
Brain: Don't forget the requests!
Me: Shit!
Brain: Don't forget about Steven Universe, Jurassic World, and The Meg!
Me: Mhm.
Brain: Don't forget you're no longer proud to be an American!
Me: *dying noises*
Brain: If Zane and Aaron died at the same time in Diaries, and Aaron already died in ES, and When angels Fall isn't that long after....
Me: Don't say it.
Brain: Does that mean Zane will die too?
Me: *screams in G Major and E minor*)
Garte: Shit, Zane is depressed even more now!
Aphmau: What're we gonna do!?
Everyone: *panicking*
Zane: *eternally crying and dying on the inside*
Gene: *rips off pants*
Gene: Time to work that Shadow Knight Charm~.
Everyone: NO--
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*they're on a ferris wheel*
Zane: *eating cotton candy*
Gene: *picking bits of cotton candy from Zane's face and hair* Um, you got some stuck in your hair...
Zane: Oh, thanks.
Gene: Yeah, no prob...
Gene: Actually, could you hold this?
Zane: Uh, sure...
Gene: *places his hand on Zane's*
Zane: Gene....
Gene: Yes?
Zane: You're not holding anything.
Gene: Really? Look again..
Zane: *realizes* Oh....?
Zane: OHHHHHHH!
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Gene: *reading 50 Shades of Grey*
Zane: *bursts in* GEEENNNNEEEE!!!!
Gene: *still reading* Mhm.
Zane: Garroth is emotionally, verbally, and slightly physically abusing me again!! Help me out!!!
Gene: *sips coffee* You're doing great, ZuZu baby.
Zane: ......
*five minutes later*
Zane: *bursts in* FAAAAAATHEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gene: *nervously sweating and holding a gun*
Zane: *holding a Coke bottle that's broke and leaked all over the floor*
You: So what happened....?
Me: Gene fired the gun, because that's the type of dumbass thing he would do, and the bullet hit Zane's Coke bottle.
You: When did Zane enter the room?
Me: When Gene fired the gun.
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MS!Gene: *opens bathroom door*
