Gene, on TV: And I know I will never be in a jail, ever.
TV Caption: A few days later, Gene was put in jail for defacing private property.
Zane, in his living room: YOU THOUGHT-- BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!
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Gene: You're twerking on Vine? There are kids on this app, be considerate.
Michi: *twerking*
Gene: *covers Zane's eyesight*
Zane: Hm?
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Gene: I never run, but when I do I use Nike, and I run to the MOTHERFUCKING FOOD BITCH, HAHA!
Zane: So that's why my mom won't buy me snacks anymore...
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Zane: He broke up with me!
Gene: You never had a boyfriend.
Zane: I know I just wanted to see if you c--
Gene: *hangs up*
Zane: *slowly puts phone down*
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Zane: One Direction!
Zane: You look so perfect standing there~!
Gene: *slowly lifts up frying pan*
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Zane: *choking*
Gene: Are you choking? Are you choking?
Zane: Bitch, is you blind!?
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Zane: Hello Gene--
Gene: *spitting out stuff I cannot understand*
Zane: *slowly hangs up*
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Aphmau: Okay guys open up your bags!
Zane: Aph I got a Snickers!
Gene: I got a dildo!
Zane: *staring at him*
Gene: Yeah it says fun-sized--
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*when Gene becomes a Yandere*
Garroth, on the phone: If he chases you don't run, he walks slow as shit.
Garroth: Second, if you trip and fall, GET YOUR DUMBASS BACK UP!
Zane, hiding under his bed: Okay okay--
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Gene: And now we will play his favorite song in memory of his life, we miss you Ivan.
Zane: *plays the song*
Song: Sucking on my titties like you want--
Zane: *horrified*
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Zane: Everybody listen up so y'all can this once and for all!
Zane: He did NOT SMASH.
Everyone: EXPOSED.
Gene: It's been a long day, without you my friend--
Garroth: *hits him with a frying pan*
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Zane: ABCDEFG!
Gene: *holds up knife* Imma cut you hoe, don't fuck with me!
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Zane: If you take a piece of my food, you take a piece of my heart.
Zane: Aka... *holds up knife* Don't do that shit.
Gene: *takes all of Zane's food*
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Zane: I don't have to exercise, I'm naturally fit! *plops onto bed*
Gene: You literally look like a seal, so it's kinda hard to take you seriously.
Zane: At least seals are cute, you spider.
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Zane: Hey Zenix, what does 69 mean? Gene won't tell me.
Zenix: Well my pure one, 69 is when--
Gene: *kicks Zenix in the head* HYAAH!!!!
Zane: *wide eyed*
Gene: *hugging Zane* Sh... the bad man's gone now.
Zane: *mentally screaming*
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Gene: Zane why did you bring a donkey to school?
Zane, crying: Because I heard Garroth say to Laurance that he was gonna eat that ass when me and Vylad leave--
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Gene: This is the ZuZu.
Zane: ....
Gene: Protect the ZuZu at all costs.
Zane: .....
