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(If you watch SMG4 then you know what episode I highly referenced here.)

Everyone: *running for their lives*

Everyone: *run into Zane's mansion*

Zane: *runs into living room* What in the fuck--

Aphmau: Run bitch! RUUUUN!!!

*everyone then piles into Zane's basement*

Zane: What the fuck guys!?

Garroth: Don't worry baby brother! All we have to do is stay down here until Gene calms down!

*loud beeping*

Aphmau: ?

Zane: AHH THE CUPCAKES!

Garroth: You left the oven on!?

Zane: Yeah... I hadn't known this was gonna happen!

Garroth: You stupid bitch... *takes off belt*

Zane: *runs to the kitchen while Archangel plays*

Zane: *screams*

Gene: *looks up from tray of cupcakes*

Gene: It's raping time.

~~~~

Aaron: *picks Zane up and carries him over his shoulder*

Gene: *blushes as he sees up Zane's skirt*

Zane: Hmp!

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Gene: ZuZu ZuZu.

Zane: Yes Gene?

Gene: Hanging with other gangs?

Zane: No Gene.

Gene: Telling lies?

Zane: No Gene.

Gene: Open your mouth.

Zane: *opens mouth*

Gene: *unzips pants*

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Aphmau: Remember, my subjects... if you fall in love with someone from another kingdom...

Gene: ???

Aphmau: Make sure you grab that ass!

Gene: *smirks*

*meanwhile*

Garroth: Remember, baby brother... if you fall in loice with someone from Aphmau's kingdom....

Zane: ???

Garroth: Run like all hell broke loose.

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Vylad: So how did you meet my brother again?

Gene: He ran into each other in high school, he dropped his books.

Vylad: Aww--

Gene: Then I saw rhat ass and was like DAAAAMN!

Zane: *covering Vylad's ears*

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Zane: Fuck me...

Gene: At least let me take you out for dinner first.

Aphmau: And so they dated forever--

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Zane: Who are you!?

Gene: Oh, uh, my name is Gene.

Zane: How did you get in my house!?

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