Me, waking up in the morning: *knows I'm irrelevant to the world and have no purpose in life, and that I will only get awarded for being the world's greatest yet most depressing failure*
Zane: *listening to Christmas music*
Gene: Why are you listening to Christmas music in November?
Zane: *violently twitching* You are not welcome here...
Zane: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE--
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Gene: So, Zane--
Zane: Get out of my fish tank, you're not a fish!
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Zane: The world is so fucked up.
Gene: ??
Zane: So many innocent things have been turned sexual.
Gene: Right.
Zane: Like the word daddy, Netflix, and so manny other things.
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Gene: Zane, you look tired.
Zane: And you look like you wanna kill me.
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Teacher: Is Zane Ro'Meave here today?
Aphmau: No--
Gene: *throws papers in the air* YES!
Zane: *standing in the doorway, as he just got dropped off*
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Dante: Your traits are heterozygous!
Dante: You're UGLY!
Gene: BUT CHIN DOMINANT TRAIT--
Zane: *looking at Gene's crotch*
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Gene: *says something stalkerish*
Zane: Uh...? I'm not sure how to feel about this...?
Garte, from downstairs: YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO LEAVE--
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*Zane and Gene are making out on Gene's bed*
Zane: Hey, Gene?
Gene: Hm?
Zane: Are you.... ticklish~?
Gene: *blushes* M-Maybe...
New kink unlocked.
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Gene: Uh.... fuck it.
Gene: I'm so gay! I'm fucking gay!
Zane: I knew it!
Gene: !?
Zane: *hands him a rainbow T-shirt* Now join the Pride Month!
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Zane: I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world.
Zane: *in a plastic container* Life in plastic?
Zane: *sarcasm* It's fantastic!
Zane: You can brush my hair--
Zane: *suddenly naked* Undress me everywhere!?
Zane: Imagination!
Zane: Life is your creation!
Gene: .... What a nice play.
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