(*strangling people* LOVE ME.
GIVE ME REASONS TO LIVE.
PLEASE!)
Zane: Man, I'm hungry....
Gene: Where you wanna go to eat?
Zane: Idk, you pick.
Gene: No you.
Zane: No you.
Gene: No you.
Zane: No you.
*they then play a game of tennis, and "No you" is the ball*
Zane: Alright, you know what?
Gene: What?
Zane: Let's get some McDonald's.
Gene: You know what?
Zane: What?
Gene: We got food at the house.
Zane: *slowly turns head towards the camera*
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(I read this as a comment from a Zane lemon book I read, and I'm pretty sure the author of it reads this book. Trust me, you'll know if it's you.)
Gene: Can you guess who the bitch is?
Zane: It's me.
Zane: I'm the bitch.
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Gene: I love you.
Zane: Ummmm....
Zane: What do you love about me?
Zane: You don't even know me like that...
Gene: Shit....
Gene: My favorite food is pizza.
Gene: I don't know all of the ingredients in it, and I don't know all the stuff that makes up that, and I love that. Just like I don't know you.
Gene: So, I'm capable of loving something I don't know everything about.
Zane: Fuck me rn.
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Zane: *trying to pay attention in class*
*Zenix and Sasha walk by the door, and Gene stops in the doorway, just standing in the middle of the hall*
Zane: *risks it by looking at him*
Gene: *gives him fingerguns then cartwheels away*
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MCD!Zane: I want one...
MS!Gene: *eating salt & vinegar chips* You won't like them.
MCD!Zane: I want one.
MCD!Zane: so give me one.
MS!Gene: Alright, but I warned you. *hands him chip*
MCD!Zane: *sniffs the chip first*
MCD!Zane: *runs to the bathroom and throws up*
MCD!Zane: *gagging the rest of the day*
MS!Zane: Did you deepthroat another 30 inch sausage?
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PDH!Gene: Hey, you have a Samsung charger?
MCD!Zane: A what?
PDH!Gene: A Samsung charger.
