(Y'all are probably sick of this shit by now, but what else can I do?)
Zanna: Grab me a tamp from the car.
Gene: *goes to get tamp and comes back with three in different colored wraps*
Zanna: I said a tamp, Gene.
Gene: I didn't know if the colors meant different things...
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*at Aphmau and Aaron's wedding*
Zane: *runs up to Gene* Guess who caught the bouquet!!
Gene: Please... throw it back... please...
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Gene: I didn't have a picture of you that was small enough to put in my locket, so I drew you instead.
Zane: Aw.... this is why I love you.
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MCD!Zane: *stabs PDH!Gene*
PDH!Gene: Alexa... play Watcha Say by Jason Derulo (Bravura--).
MCD!Zane: What the fuck?
*MS!Gene, MS!Zane, MCD!Gene, and PDH!Zane are all in the background screaming*
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PDH!Gene: My idea of a perfect date?
PDH!Gene: Let's just say it involves rose petals, love, a bed, and obviously Zane.
*meanwhile*
PDH!Zane: My idea of a perfect date?
PDH!Zane: Hm....
PDH!Zane: Either a nice dinner, a movie marathon night, or going completely insane in a ball pit.
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*PDH!Gene, MS!Gene, MS!Zane, and PDH!Zane are all in the car together. MS!Gene is driving, PDH!Gene is riding shotgun, and the Zanes are in the backseat*
PDH!Gene: Roll down the window, I wanna add this to my SnapChat.
MS!Gene: Dude it's raining.
PDH!Gene: Roll down the window.
MS!Gene: *rolls down the window, grumbling*
MS!Gene: Now don't get mad if--
*car drives by, sending a wave of water into the car*
MS!Gene: *now soaked and cold* That... happens...
PDH!Gene: *phone is now ruined*
MS!Zane: *completely dry* You two okay?
PDH!Zane: *was asleep*
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PDH!Gene: I hate you.
PDH!Zane: You hate me.
PDH!Gene: Let's get together and kill Barney.
PDH!Zane: With a baseball bat!
PDH!Gene: And a 4x4!
Both: NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!
MCD Zane & Gene: What.... the fuck.... is Barney? What the fuck is a dinosaur?
MS Zane & Gene: You kids are fucked up.
PDH Zane & Gene: We are you two, but younger.
MCD!Zane: Illuminati fucking confirmed--
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PDH!Gene: *patting PDH!Zane's tummy*
PDH!Zane: What are you doing?
