Zane: You got beef?
Gene: Yeah we got beef! You want beef!?
Zane: Yeah I want beef!!
Gene: ALRIGHT!!
Gene: So that'll be one beef stew--
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Gene: Can I help you?
O'khasis Guard: Yes, are you Gene Charleston?
Gene: Yeah, why?
O'khasis Guard: Congratulations, you are the father!
Boboros: WHAT!?
Gene: The father!? THE FATHER OF WHO!?
O'khasis Guard: Prince Alexander, the son of High Priest Zane!
Gene: OH GOD--
*at O'khasis*
Gene: *walks through doors*
Zane: About damn time you showed up.
Gene: I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME I WAS A FATHER!?
Zane: I did.
Gene: WHAT!?
Zane: I sent a guard to tell you.
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Zane: *slams open door* You been drinking again!?
Gene: I don't even drink anymore! So don't come in here with all that.
Zane: *holds up jug of water* Then who's water is this!?
Gene: ......
Gene: WE NEED WATER TO SURVIVE!!!
Zane: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE--
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(If Zane worked at McDonald's during PDH season 2)
Gene: I asked for no pickles and you still gave me pickles!
Zane: Then just take them off.
Gene: NO!
Gene: Why did you put them on!?
Zane: IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL--
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Zane: *sighs*
Gene: How are you?
Zane: Who are you?
Gene: That wasn't my question.
Zane: How did you get in my house!?
Gene: Just shut up and square up!
Zane: Oh I'll square up!!
Gene: Is that an oven mit?
Zane: ......
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Gene: Why did your ex call your phone!?
Zane: Gene, you are my very first boyfriend--
Gene: Shut your.
Gene: Gay ass.
Gene: UP.
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*on the phone*
Gene: Hey you got $20 I can borrow?
Zane: *staring at his dad* Nah but--
Gene: YOUR BROKE ASS!
Zane: BUT YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING FOR MONEY!!
Gene: WHO YOU YELLING AT!?
