Just An Experiment: Animaniacs Epic Novel (Back in Black and White Edition)

Chapter 64: Acceptance

Disclaimer: I do not own Animaniacs. Yakko, Wakko and Dot and all of the other characters belong to their own respective owners. I only created Tiger and Caress and some other original characters. I claim no rights to any of this. This was made purely for entertainment. No profit is made off of this.

Just An Experiment

Chapter Sixty Four: Acceptance

Dr. Scratchansniff looked strangely at this new arrival. He looked very similar to a warner but he did not have a tail nor did he have a red nose. In fact, he was completely black, no white on him at all. The nose and the body, completely black. The only white were the white of the eyes. "Are you another warner?"

"Am I a warner?" The Tiger giggled. "No, I ain't no fucking warner."

Scratchansniff frowned. Not very polite. "Why are you here?"

"You know, many species have always tried to decipher that." The Tiger smiled. "Is there a god? Is there life after this? Is there a purpose to living?"

Scratchansniff groaned and hit his head. This was definitely a warner. "What do you want?"

"Oh, let's see...candy bars are pretty good....killing you might be fun...I might want cookies too, I don't know. I'm a real fan of cookies." The Tiger smiled.

Scratchansniff was not smiling. "Th-there is no reason to kill me. The Warner Brothers are not even here anymore. I'm old and useless, why would you want to?"

"Because it would hurt HIM." The Tiger grinned. "Now, let's see...how to do it." He started to hum to himself. "Simply killing you quick and easy won't be any fun. Maybe some torture would be good.-Ah-ah."

Scratchansniff was suddenly completely paralyzed. He had tried to run but he couldn't even move now.

"You know, the funnest way to kill something is with irony. It always twists the knife in the heart." The Tiger just smiled at Scratchansniff. "You were a psychiatrist, always helping others with their problems. Kind hearted. Hearts, hearts are always fun to use...hmmm..."

"Who are you?"

The creature turned around and saw one of his most despised enemies. Yakko Warner. "You..." He growled dangerously.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot had just arrived on the scene to discover the creature talking about how to kill Scratchansniff.

"What are you? Another Tiger? It's over, leave him alone," Wakko yelled.

"Another Tiger?" The Tiger chuckled. "Another?" He started to laugh even more wickedly. "No, I ain't no OTHER Tiger. I am The Tiger."

"The Tiger, A Tiger, whatever." Yakko yelled. "Leave Scratchy alone."

The Tiger yelled viciously. "Shutup Yakko. ShutuP. ShuTuP. Can't you ever JUST ShuTuP? Day in and day out, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. Get it through your head. I ain't NEVER giving in."

"What?" Yakko frowned. "How do you know me?"

The Tiger himself looked confused a moment. "Oh, you're not Yakko? You're just some other goof? Well good." He grinned. This wasn't the Warner he had been running from. "Where was I? Oh yeah, about to murder this guy. How to do it? How about right in front of them? That would hurt HIM." The Tiger laughed coldly as he grabbed the doctor and threw him outside to the ground.

The warners watched in horror as the poor old human hit the cement hard and rolled a couple of times. Humans were fragile. He was already hurt. They wanted to scream at this creature, but they couldn't speak or move.

The Tiger just laughed coldly. "In the morning, In the evening, Ain't We Got Fun."

The warners were too angry at the creature to even notice the strange song he was singing.