Just An Experiment: Animaniacs Epic Novel (Back in Black and White Edition)

Chapter 51 Part 1: How Not To Act Around A Mate

Disclaimer: I do not own Animaniacs. Yakko, Wakko and Dot and all of the other characters belong to their own respective owners. I only created Tiger and Caress and some other original characters. I claim no rights to any of this. This was made purely for entertainment. No profit is made off of this.

Just An Experiment

Chapter Fifty One Part One: How NOT To Act Around A Mate.

Wakko fidgeted with his fingers nervously as an observer came by. "W-well?"

The observer shook his head. "Not yet."

"Yes!" Wakko and Centric yelled in triumph.

"We're still okay, Wakko!" Centric bounced up and down. "I'm not a mommy yet."

"And I'm not a dad." Wakko sighed with relief. "I'm not ready to be a dad."

Centric didn't answer back. Wakko already knew very well it was because he'd been so aggressive that the observer had mistaken his anger for love. It was weird, ending up with Wakko. Yet, at least she knew the warner. He had been her only playmate beforehand. "We dodged it again." She smiled at him and handed him her cookie.

Wakko took it and gave her his cookie he'd been given previously. The two exchanged their cookies constantly, thinking they might have something to do with pregnancy. Better safe than sorry. "Just hang on, Centric. Okay? We're gonna get out. We are." Wakko tried to sound as positive as he used to be. "We are. My family won't leave me here. One day, they'll find me, and you can get out with us too."

Centric just smirked. "Sure, Wakko. Sure they're coming. They've just been taking their sweet time, right?"

"It's hard to explain," Wakko said. "When they figure it out, they'll come."

Centric just nodded her head in a disbelieving manner. "Of course, Wakko."

Wakko just turned away and stared at the ground. 'Come on, Yakko. Come on, Dot! I'm running out of time. If you don't come soon, I'm gonna be a dad!' He closed his eyes briefly and remembered Yakko. 'Yakko didn't get how to be a dad. He wasn't ready either. This isn't right. I don't want to be like Yakko. I don't, I don't, I don't! When I have a kid I want to have it. I don't want to be 3 and a half centuries and not know how to be a dad. What if I neglect it? What if it gets hurt and I don't know what to do? What if I end up being really bad at it? I could ruin its whole life!

"Wakko?" Centric noticed that look. Each day, Wakko was starting to lose a little more hope his family would come back. "Wakko? Let's do something!"

"Uh, Okay." Wakko smiled and tried to forget his troubles. "What do you want to do?"

"Will you sing again? That one weird song?" Centric giggled. "You know, with the nurse?"

"Why?" Wakko looked confused. "You're gonna be my female soon."

"But not yet," Centric added. "It's funny and it had a nice beat. Not to mention, you could get your kicks in one last time before anything's permanent."

"Oh. I never thought of it that way," Wakko groaned. "You're right. Oh no, my day's are over!"

"Not yet," Centric reminded him. "Come on."

Wakko smiled. Hello Nurse. Oh yes, Yakko and Wakko had been on her like glue everytime they went to see Doctor Scratchansniff. Back in the better days on Earth. He grinned. Alright, he'd do it one more time. Just in case, just in the extremely unlikely case his family didn't come for him. He started to sing gently. "~She's the woman of the year. Independent, a caree-eer. There's not a thing that she couldn't do. Oh, she's alert. She's aware. She's got legs like Astaire and a 157 I.Q." Wakko laughed, starting to feel a little better. "She has several PHD's. Speaks fluent Japanese, and her shoes will always match with her puuuurse! Whatever street she's walkin' down, everybody turns around and says "HELLOOO NURSE!"